WHAT DUCKS?

The tiny yellow ducks. Those ducks. Move those ducks. The ducks have been huffing too much flour again.

@Jetx 47 Replaces the house with a giant, rubber duck.

Oh. No more tiny ducks from now on. *internal evil laughter*

@skaffa yippa 2b2t Begging for subs ain't gonna do much exept get people to hate on you :)

Quackers

I love how the only time James says the word "duck" (or "ducks") in this video is during the conversations with his flatmate

I have seen this 5 times... It never gets old 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Freya needs to grow a sense of humor.

The only bit I don't get, why are they having these conversations by text if they live together? Is housemate that scared of confrontation? x

This is never going to be not funny.

Where can I buy the big duck??

What is the song he played with the huge duck?

Duck you

covid got him real board

I’m confused as to why you’re drying clothes in the bathroom in the first place.

I forgot his name for a while so I just wrote "the duck roommate" and it worked.

Ah. Zaduck the Priest

You can totally be my roommate.

No matter how many times I see this bit it never fails to make me laugh

No matter how many times I see this I lmao.

James V: "tons of spam emails" also James V: *reuploads all jokes*

"The ducks"? Reminds me of that guy in the Discworld novels with a duck on his head. "Why do you have a duck on your head"? "What duck?"

'we nees to talk about the ducks' That is not a message anuone wants to receive

I'm great at spelling, i know

I'm in tears and my lungs are in pain from laughing too much.

Dis guy hilarious “ can I have one duck?” “ONE.” Giant duck in the bathroom!!!! I mean she said one and he has windows in there, so technically he was just doing what he said he had one duck 🦆

And this is why you shouldn't have a comedian who wears glasses like a insane anime character as your roommate as you'll know shit is will go down.

Those ducks have been huffing too much flour again.🐤 👶 😘

very funny, from Kaltern

hey ferb, i know what we're gonna do today

Some friends at my college decide to do it with my other friend's apartment as a prank. It was hilarious and they're still finding ducks

James: You have my word Me: he found a loophole. what did he do now??

I’ve watched this bit I don’t know how many times and I absolutely love it! It’s so comically insane! 🤣 As a matter of fact, I love all these bits so much, I actually bought the book about scamming the scammers. Pure genius! 🤣

My college friend did this to a particular classroom and was driving one of our professors up the freaking wall because he didn't know who was doing it and how they were ending up in some physically difficult places

I genuinely would love to hear from Freya herself about how she felt living with him lol

Is this the rubber duck guy? oh my god

Hmm, yes duck

duck

Oh noooooo The ducks are back 😂

How does he not have any toiletries?

Duck

Meanwhile... Elsewhere... www[dot]marineinsight(dot)com[slash]recreation(slash)the-worlds-largest-floating-rubber-duck-no-its-not-a-ship

Anyone else here because of the Kokichi version

I know u have shirts about the ducks. I need it in a scrub top soo bad with tons of ducks on it

Aw a repost? Thought it was a new one

lol, this cracks me up!

you're an awesome roommate.., jealous...

Can I buy these ducks off of you?

BEST VIDEOS EVER

I’m dead I’ve watched this like five times and I’m still laughing the End Duck oh my goodness just please I’ve laughed my head off 500 times and have to stitch it back up every single time

quackquackquackquack

I don’t care how many times I’ve watched this video it’s still iconic

That roommate’s poor soul. James, why?

Thank you! Finally got this back up! Don’t know why Conan took it down…

Quackers

james... how much money did you spend on this...

This never gets old. I definitely needed a laugh today.

I love how half the time he doesn’t even need to soeak

I think James Veich should be the next Doctor.

We need to talk about the ducks!

the ducks?

You are the room mate we all need, James!

The amount of time I’ve watched this and still haven’t stopped laughing

Still waiting for the real duck

I swear if we worked together we'd be challenging each other to go more insane!! The first bit reminds me of something I did at work. Somebody made a mess with powder upstairs and I found a mirror found a razor blade and three lines of white powder on the mirror. I know at least one person got very mad! Because one day I noticed there was only two lines....🤢

I crack up every time I watch this!

shush

James, we need to talk about the ducks.

This is like what my friend did to her neighbor with gnomes in her garden... She moved them little by little everyday closer and closer to her front steps .

james veitch

it’s baaack!!!

This would've been heaven for Ernie.

Iconic Just iconic

did you repost this?

Where can I get these?

:)

id like this to be a lil longer and have an actual duck swimming in the bath

probably the best video ive seen

I missed this skit so much TwT

Veitch we are all gagging for something New.

You're a brilliant comedian...with genius gestures...I can see you teaching a college videography class or Math 101

Love to see another hilarious talk!

I never tire of watching this.

So THAT's what people do quarantined for a year

ducks?

I was quite expecting a live duck at the end there.

Can someone tell me the name of the song at 2:42?

Wow, I remember this green a few years ago, but this is only 5 days old. Is this a repost?

Where did you get that many ducks in bulk? Asking for a ... friend.

Amazon has a bundles of 100 ducks of varing sizes. Cannot remember price

I am SO glad you reposted this. I was sad when Conan/tbs took it off of their page

Oh god I remember this one xD

Ahahaha Omg, at this point this is just a classic. =)

Why is this getting reposted? This is ancient now.... we need new content

Because conans channel took it down

Nuremberg in the bath.

This quacked me up

One of my favorite comedy bits. This vid made me start watching you years ago.

I'd say you're a grand flatmate. So how did she get you back?

I thought surely you were going to move on to swans or geese when she said no ducks.

Can someone help me find the music at Nuremberg in the bath bit? I really want to know.

*ONE* ... :)

this never gets old

This is not the video I should be watching at work while trying appear productive.

Roommate from hell 😂

Imagine making something that's so iconic that you can upload it as "the duck bit" and everybody knows what it is

Is this actually from 3 days ago?

"That was just a precursor to what happened next when I first moved in there" Very James Veitch

I've seen this a few times, and it feels like there's a glaring question that gets overlooked. Who has NO toiletries? Toothpaste/brush, your own soap, razor... NOTHING?

But why is my phone always on 100% and at full bars? These are the questions Dean!

Someone else asked this. It’s bc I’d just moved in from somewhere else. I mean I had a toothbrush but I didn’t have the other stuff yet. I hadn’t bothered to bring over the remainder of my shower gel