Really? You can't think of anything to be thankful for? Is Jan 20 _that_ far away?

That is so funny!!! My grandkids wanted to zoom with me and it wouldn't work, lol.

I’m thankful this pandemic hasn’t put us on the street yet

0:55 : that single chuckle laugh

Table Spread In the name of Allah, the Beneficent, the Merciful.[5:110] When Allah saith: O Jesus, son of Mary! Remember My favour unto thee and unto thy mother; how I strengthened thee with the holy Spirit, so that thou spakest unto mankind in the cradle as in maturity; and how I taught thee the Scripture and Wisdom and the Torah and the Gospel; and how thou didst shape of clay as it were the likeness of a bird by My permission, and didst blow upon it and it was a bird by My permission, and thou didst heal him who was born blind and the leper by My permission; and how thou didst raise the dead by My permission; and how I restrained the Children of Israel from (harming) thee when thou camest unto them with clear proofs, and those of them who disbelieved exclaimed: This is naught else than mere magic; 5:111] And when I inspired the disciples, (saying): Believe in Me and in My messenger, they said: We believe. Bear witness that we have surrendered (unto Thee) "we are muslims". [5:112] When the disciples said: O Jesus, son of Mary! Is thy Lord able to send down for us a table spread with food from heaven ? He said: Observe your duty to Allah, if ye are true believers. 5:113] (They said:) We wish to eat thereof, that we may satisfy our hearts and know that thou hast spoken truth to us, and that thereof we may be witnesses. 5:114] Jesus, son of Mary, said: O Allah, Lord of us! Send down for us a table spread with food from heaven, that it may be a feast for us, for the first of us and for the last of us, and a sign from Thee. Give us sustenance, for Thou art the Best of Sustainers. [5:115] Allah said: Lo! I send it down for you. And whoso disbelieveth of you afterward, him surely will I punish with a punishment wherewith I have not punished any of (My) creatures. [5:116] And when Allah saith: O Jesus, son of Mary! Didst thou say unto mankind: Take me and my mother for two gods beside Allah ? he saith: Be glorified! It was not mine to utter that to which I had no right. If I used to say it, then Thou knewest it. Thou knowest what is in my mind, and I know not what is in Thy Mind. Lo! Thou, only Thou, art the Knower of Things Hidden ? [5:117] I spake unto them only that which Thou commandedst me, (saying): Worship Allah, my Lord and your Lord. I was a witness of them while I dwelt among them, and when Thou tookest me Thou wast the Watcher over them. Thou art Witness over all things. [5:118] If Thou punish them, lo! they are Thy slaves, and if Thou forgive them (lo! they are Thy slaves). Lo! Thou, only Thou, art the Mighty, the Wise. [5:119] Allah saith: This is a day in which their truthfulness profiteth the truthful, for theirs are Gardens underneath which rivers flow, wherein they are secure for ever, Allah taking pleasure in them and they in Him. That is the great triumph. [5:120] Unto Allah belongeth the Sovereignty of the heavens and the earth and whatsoever is therein, and He is Able to do all things.

The guy from Queens laughed, anyway.

Uhhhh . . . was the middle-aged woman Zoomer named "Darren"?

Are you going to address what Gavin Newsom did? I guess not. Because you are fair, right?

Hey now. I resemble that remark... Queens. I guess it's a step up from the garbage pile that Jost came from...😅

i won't ever be seen on zoom because I like being the anonymous person on the land line phone...:) yep It is me..grandma lol...plus I like to keep my teeth out....hahaha

I'm from Maine, and I truly loved that joke. Thank you.

The uninvited guests line is a throwback to Charley Hill's standup routine. Anyone remember Charley Hill?

This Mainer tried to be happy. I’m as disappointed as anyone (in both the Susan Collins outcome and the side salad)

Looks like they were not selling COVID online, so some people went to buy it in store for 100% off

I went to my family's house where we all gathered like normal. Why wouldn't I?

Happy We Stole Your Land and Killed Your People Day!

This year was most definitely the most ridiculous, non productive, depressing yet. Cheers to 2021 👍

"And what are you thankful for this year, mr president?" "That I finally got that lock off Ivanka's underwear drawer." "Eww."

Johns Hopkins Study Mysteriously Disappears after it Revealed In Spite of COVID, No More Deaths in 2020 Than In Prior Years. "Surprisingly, the deaths of older people stayed the same before and after COVID-19. Since COVID-19 mainly affects the elderly, experts expected an increase in the percentage of deaths in older age groups. However, this increase is not seen from the CDC data. In fact, the percentages of deaths among all age groups remain relatively the same. " "These data analyses suggest that in contrast to most people’s assumptions, the number of deaths by COVID-19 is not alarming. In fact, it has relatively no effect on deaths in the United States." "The CDC classified all deaths that are related to COVID-19 simply as COVID-19 deaths. Even patients dying from other underlying diseases but are infected with COVID-19 count as COVID-19 deaths. This is likely the main explanation as to why COVID-19 deaths drastically increased while deaths by all other diseases experienced a significant decrease." "“All of this points to no evidence that COVID-19 created any excess deaths. Total death numbers are not above normal death numbers. We found no evidence to the contrary,” Briand concluded." https://web.archive.org/web/20201122214034/https://www.jhunewsletter.com/article/2020/11/a-closer-look-at-u-s-deaths-due-to-covid-19

Does Seth have a cold?

msm made 1/4 of the country mentally ill by spewing anti american propaganda around the clock for 20 years. and now liberals are all hate filled rage zombies on a suicide mission to destroy the country at all costs.

@Max Bowen the entire democratic party is a scam.

@Max Bowen dude, the entire Democratic party is just a scam right now that China is using to destabilize the country. No amount of screaming about racism is gonna change that

@Max Bowen and considering recent events, it looks like that was a good idea also

@Max Bowen everything that liberals represent is a part of a scam thats designed to destabilize the country. All of your ideas are designed to fail, thats why they are called "progress" because it is a way of disguising ideas that don't work as being "new". There is no such thing as a new idea. They have all been tried before and conservatives are wise enough to keep using the ones that work and not fall for scams.

*#diaperdon** is trending on Twitter and it's making Trump angry because it's true he shits himself often according to this guy **https://twitter.com/jpierni/status/1332502752283545607?s=01** 😁*

We ordered Thanksgiving meal through Amazon, but their massive system crash on Wednesday caused them to lose all of the Whole Foods and Fresh orders in our area. After hours on chat and phone with customer service, they still couldn’t resolve the problem. So, we ended up without Thanksgiving dinner as a result. To “compensate,” they offered us a $5 credit. Great. Thanks, Bezos.

*I originally predicted 300,000 USA deaths way back near the beginning when I saw Trump's initial response but in July I updated my forecast to 500,000. They'll easily hit 300,000 and I think with Biden coming in they might be lucky and not hit my 2nd prediction. Fingers crossed.*

I love how, as the video ends, he’s about to apologize for the monologue

61% of Americans...Do we really need to show you how people die or the suffering they go through strapped to a ventilator so you and your family don't end up in bodybags

You are such ageist! Stop it! I’ve used computers since 87!

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Happy thanks giving to all,

I'm thankful for having Thanksgiving alone because I'm the one doing 90% of the cooking every year and this year I did not have to compromise on my menu!

As a life-long DEMOCRAT from Maine who has been telling people for three decades that Susan Collins is a goddamned Republican phony, my state deserved that.

Making fun of old people has never been more appropriate because they shouldn't be in any positions of power morons

Don't worry. I'm not. :)

Let's do an old-fashioned, David Letteman Top Ten Things to be Thankful For in 2020: 10. Showing off your beloved cat to your co-workers without seeming weird. 9. Being able to work in your boxers, as long as you remember NOT to get up during a zoom meeting. 8. Appreciating your kids' teachers way more after 3 months of home-schooling. 7. Less worry about what your teens are doing when you're not home-- because you're always home! 6. Finding yourself in a mid-career crisis -- and coming out the better for it. 5. Stimulous Check (s/?) 4. Learning that you could work at home-- can this keep going on, like, forever? 3. Spending more time at home. 2. Having more time with your family (more than most people have had, ever) 1. NOT having COVID

Where was the funny part?

Stay safe this holiday season. The hospitals will be overflowing due to all the science deniers not social distancing on Thanksgiving...

A Trump worshiper predicted the covid 19 pandemic 6 months before the outbreak. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=deA10vAAZhM&list=PLpcITMwBuFJU87hG7UpmUFxfYkEuDpcCO&index=2

COVID in Bosnia https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4XHA66okw-s

A Trump worshiper predicted the covid 19 pandemic 6 months before the outbreak. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=deA10vAAZhM&list=PLpcITMwBuFJU87hG7UpmUFxfYkEuDpcCO&index=2

Virtual Thanksgiving was the best!! My grandpa didn't know that his camera was still on, so we saw him rolling a blunt and smoking it (we assumed it was for his arthritis). It was just funny to see a 60 year old man rolling a blunt and smoking it like a cigar 😂

A Trump worshiper predicted the covid 19 pandemic 6 months before the outbreak. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=deA10vAAZhM&list=PLpcITMwBuFJU87hG7UpmUFxfYkEuDpcCO&index=2

We’re thankful that our Six year old Gemma is cool and calm and good at video games.

Sounds like Seth has a cold, or allergies?

Not just house guests who overstayed for 400 years Seth. House guests who turned around, killed about nine tenths of your family, took over your house and made you live in the coal shed forever after only not the coal shed ‘cause that’s probably too valuable so more like the cat litter tray or some other crappy part of the property, I dunno. 🤷🏻‍♂️

https://youtu.be/526YS1UpSdI

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Thanksgiving was actually a going away party, that the Pilgrims didn't get the hint,...

Like Trump.

WHAT? SETH MEYERS IS A PROPAGANDA SHOW THAT CONDITIONS PEOPLE WITH A COMMUNIST AGENDA. BOYCOTT THIS GUY. HE IS SPITTING POISON AND LIES ABOUT PRESIDENT TRUMP. SETH MEYER IS A BOLD FACED LIAR, PERIOD!

Get ready for the tidal wave of covid-19 cases next week. Jesus Christ, save us from our own stupidity.

@Jess Stuart Glad you got the reference. ;)

@Lawrence D’Oliveiro, Benjamin Franklin totally ripped off Aesop.

As the saying goes: “God isn’t fixing this”. Or, in the words of a wise man from about 2600 years ago, “the gods help those who help themselves”.

We actually had a really good situation with that first tribe and massasoit, their chief was a great, smart man. Then we had to keep pushing and expanding...

“QUEENS”. Only a true New Yorker will get this joke. I was banished to Queens for 2 1/2 years along time ago...

when he talked about houseguests that showed up for dinner and never went home, I thought he was talking about Colorado in 1994 right after the Northridge quake in CA. 90K people showed up and No Body Went Home. they brought traffic jams, lines in grocery stores, astronomical real estate prices and urban sprawl.

Fried-A Morning, I'm thankful Thanks Gorging is Over. I'm skippin' Xmas and shootin' straight for New Years. Dump This Fucking YEAR ALREADY!!!!!

Happy "we took your land and killed your people" day!!

The indigenous erasure on this show is particularly disappointing because they try so hard to be inclusive and diverse- I guess it's all just a show in the most pejorative sense as well 🤷‍♂️

S T O P. R A P E I N G. B A B I E S Haaa/ don't roll so hard to the appearance /but it !seems! As if the "Nation of Islam" / was set as a place to carry out patsy moves / "Elijah Muhammad" wasn't the original founder / but / I only have a little info

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Thanksgiving: Where we celebrate the policies of lebansraum and the murder of millions of Native Americans.

As someone from Maine, I spent a while yelling about that survey on Facebook. And to my utter horror and dismay, some people I actually consider friends ARGUED IN FAVOR OF SIDE SALADS FOR THANKSGIVING.

Unacceptable. It’s one thing that I had to 86 my trump-supporting friends this year. Losing more friends to salad would be hard.

Yeah, I really thought/hoped Susan was going to loose. I think the Dems missed the "from away" clause when they put up a native Rhode Islander.

No lie: On Thanksgiving this year two of my neighbors (from two different households) were taken away in ambulances within thirty minutes of each other.

Thought late night hosts got Thanksgiving off, I’m glad I work at Chik fil A

I took a nap,twice💙🇺🇲

Why would anyone be disappointed about not having to spend ages cleaning their house, hours cooking a giant meal and cleaning up while those who chowed down on the food you lovingly prepared fall asleep on the sofa or sit there watching a football game while you clean up? Family gatherings are over rated, be thankful that Covid gave you an opportunity to actually enjoy the day on your own terms. Roll on Christmas alone, eating candy at 8am, bbq ribs, mashed potatoes and corn bread for Christmas dinner and what you want to watch on the TV while slowly getting hammered on Southern Comfort and lime with no judgement

The turkeys are all like, "thanks bat! We owe you one."

The next superhero movie Revenge of the Turkeys. Human Apocalypse.

I'm thankful for my fellow Black Women not selling out democracy or decency, voting, & urging others to vote.

Thank you ThatLadyDray, love I'm grateful for and to each and every one 💖

I am thankful for all you as well. It wasn't easy and I am hopeful that will have been worth it.

I'm thankful that more people got involved, period. One good thing that came out of this horrible debacle is people did make the effort. I honestly believe the only reason Trump "won" in the 2016 election was too much complacency. He lost the popular vote then, too.

Went to my elderly cousins' front porch. They put a dinner in containers in a bag and left it on the porch for me. Miss seeing them, but I got dinner😁👍

Aww, their sweet and generous gift to you speaks volumes about all of you💝

LIAR!

im so greatful i was given a platform 🙏 and a chance to share.

Thanksgiving celebrates a native american genocide with a turkey holocaust. 95-98% (130 million) indigenous people in Americas were killed. RIP 🦋💙🙏

Hey seth, wishing you and your fam and massive tragedy this holiday!

I'm thankful for still being alive. I'm thankful that I don't take things for granted.

Wish the Emmys weren't picked by lizard people so we could petition one for Seth :/

👏👏👏💯💯💯

The Covid Cult are recruiting now. The requirements are: Close your eyes and ears, stop thinking, bend over and take the little prick. Boom you're one of them.

Watch this link from the WHO! They show the real numbers of influenza! COVID19 is just the old influenza, it's a FAKE to vaccine us! https://www.who.int/influenza/gisrs_laboratory/flunet/en/

Well, nothing says Thanksgiving like the future mass genocide of at risk and disadvantaged people who should be protected.

What do you mean, "future"?

I´m thankful for vegetarians and vegans that don´t kill and eat turkeys.

@Lawrence D’Oliveiro Your insecurity is showing.

I’m thankful for ones who do.

@Xakkil To be fair, being vegetarian/vegan isn't just good for the person having a healthier diet. It's good for everyone. Heart attacks, stokes, and cancer are all associated with eating meat. Everyone pays higher insurance premiums because meat consumers are eating themselves into hospitals. Most important is that the cattle and dairy industry are the largest contributors to greenhouse gases and methane. They do more damage than carbon emissions from the transportation industry. If you want a sustainable planet for you and your children, think about more than how "tasty" steak is. You think the wildfires, record temps, flooding and hurricanes are bad now? Just wait a couple years if you don't change. By then it will be too late.

@Xakkil You you deny science? MAGA American Republican (radicalized bigot) I guess? And I guess you don´t believe in the science related to climate change, abortions or anything else, unless it benefits your fear and greed (fear)?

@Xakkil, your weakness (fear) is showing... It is really amazing how few people ever even try to go vegetarian (or vegan) for a day, let alone a week, or let alone trying it enough to be able to compare for themselves any noticeable benefits they might have. For something so important for our health, as well as for empathy and for the environment, it's just amazing... Plant-based foods are the #RocketFuelOfFood. Three great reasons to #SwitchToVegan / Vegetarian: 1) Health 2) Empathy 3) Environment Reasons against: 1) Habit / tradition? 2) Apathy?

he sounds like he got a cold.

Covid

Trump is not able to control a golf ball and much less to control public issues .That is not the gift of a psychopath

I think I like your show. Wasnt convinced I wanted you to take over YouTube but ya know I think you have the right set up Good writers and you have real depth. The influx of traditional media on here has sucked. I dont think we need Will smith who beat a man blind... so much as we need some structure. We need consistency we need showmanship... We also need news, just not in the PR press release format that most news channels seem to Work off of. You simply things to terms that do not just insult they challenge. You the writers, good job. As for the host - He grew on me. I think he has Opened up more and become less starched and polish and I like it. I want to see people Get mad, to call for change. To make a difference. You matter, all of you. What your doing is important. I know people think main stream media should stay away from what they see as a Creator's platform but to be honest your being here does nothing but Validate this as a Platform. It is an art, and in the arts there is always room for more... all these writers could start side projects. Talk about How they come up with jokes. How they work as a team anything they want that's what a social platform is supposed to be. Where Facebook fails* It takes a lot to be banished here... the rules are clear and Communication is far better. I've seen humans who speak for YouTube, seen Humans who work for youtube... It may be difficult to get their attention and they may respond to All concerns of a similar nature at once then reply to us all but they do listen. Probably more then we realize. In ways we dont understand like reading comments algorithms that search for key phrases like, best thing on YouTube or #Youtube needs more of this Idk and I dont need to understand it to say. Success is something that can be done at scale. Small creators should not be trying to get big, but rather BE confident that they are small in a Really really big pool, there will be a lot of Small notches that need filled and some Bigger icons that we can Learn from. They should not be comparing themself to a show with a Set and staff and editing but as a Host* As an editor and realize that what BIG Media has is an army of unseen talent behind a brand. You keep acknowledging who wrote jokes* that's fantastic! Who does lighting sound and editing rocks too. >>>Now its Thanksgiving I have no friends no family >>>Normally I am cooking for The homeless of Seattle helping news crews (All of whom have been absolutely wonderful a dozen years a few dozen crews I have not met 1 who didn't impress me) I need to find my tribe... Anyone want a Crazy Camera Woman with a bright Red Mowhawk? *I'm sure this time next year I'll be filming somewhere...

Yes, Trump is packing all right... all the silverware, paintings — basically anything that’s not nailed down. Look for objects with the Presidential Seal for sale on the afternoon of January 20th (towels, robes, napkins, coasters, pens, paper etc.).

Get a pair: https://www.manhattan-institute.org/salem-thanksgiving-coronavirus-panic-safetyism

Wow...this sucked

Good news ...twitter and facebook will be nationalised under biden. All twitter and facebook profits will be paid to china. God Bless America.

It really isn’t 400 years. Lincoln ‘invented’ it to celebrate the end of slavery so guess what?! The south didn’t embrace it for a long time.

I'm pretty sure English settlers came to america about 400 years ago and didn't leave.

I'm thankful the year is almost over. 2020 had 3650 days in it and that's canon!

And 2020 isn't over yet!

I didn't change my plans... I spend Thanksgiving as an excuse to stay home, watch MST3K, and not have to talk to another single living person _every_ year. And there's nothing I'm more thankful for.

Amen to everything about this lol, the older I get the more holidays are for relaxing alone and enjoying the slightly quieter atmosphere

Yes! MST3K is the best part of Thanksgiving 💯💯

Me 2 :D

I’m thankful that all of our hard work is getting us a new president.

@FemtoTrump only ever appealed to his Confederate flag waving base. He never once tried to reach out and be a president for the *United* States. He never once cared about doing anything for anyone who didn't vote for him the first time, and literally held hostage aid to his much reviled "blue states." He basically only ever cared about holding rallies, stoking division, and pandering to the aggrievement of those who still can't get over losing the Civil War.

@Sailor DaiGurren how so?

Amen to that!!🙏🏼

@Sailor DaiGurren i have a problem with using the " p" word with dump in the same sentence, 2nd loser of the confederacy,but i get your valid point. And thanks for voting,stay safe

@Parris Price 45th. We haven't had a POTUS for the past 4 years. We've had the second president of the Confederacy.

I must admit the image of you in a suit looks so much better than how you dress now.

I live in Maine the only reason Collins was elected was the smear campaign she ran In typical Republican fashion she called her competition a pedophile supporter that seems to be what they do this year In the month before the election I received probably well over 50 flyers in the mail explaining to me how Sara Gideon supported pedophiles And unfortunately people believe what they read so all of these awful Flyers that they sent did their job she bought the election plain and simple through a hate campaign

@rascally rabbit Because all the money goes into sports, arts, pensions, and administration. No insult to the good teachers, but a lot of them just do the minimum and pass kids through to the next grade whether they are ready or not.

How can the US education system fail so spectacularly?

😂😂😂

61% of Americans...Do we really need to show you how people die or the suffering they go through strapped to a ventilator so you and your family don't end up in bodybags

@Jeremy Smith Good luck to America and its people

@MrRandom 37 Well I pray every day so yep. Got it covered.

@Jeremy Smith better start praying that no one gets one punched by corona....also Bruh

We had about 22 at our dinner. No one dead yet.

@Marige OBrien yeah true that is a small number...still.... practice social distancing, wear a goddamn mask, etc

I keep saying this but Seth has been killing the COVID shows. I didn't care before but have become a huge fan since.

The only way this could be any better would be if John Mulaney were there for a segment together every single night the show airs

Same, didn't watch really any TV-shows-turned-youtube at all and didn't know I would like Seth Meyers so much until this channel blew up during quarantine. Religious viewer of most recurring segments now, and I like the intimate no-big-audience formats better than I've ever liked any live TV show before.

@Thomas B That would be truly amazing. But, sadly no just a man with a dream of seeing The Sea Captain getvthe respect he deserves. :p

@Scott Hughes Scott, you aren't by chance his assistant (Seths, not the Seacaptains)?

@Thomas B It's too bad that their replacing Seth but I think it's better in the long run. xP

*_"Thanksgiving, the day we celebrate some house guest who showed up unannounced and stayed for 400 years."_* _--Seth Meyers_ Well played sir, well played. I guess that's why for many Native Americans it's "A National Day Of Mourning".

And raped, murdered and pillaged.

@Cheryl Campbell Did you need something clarified or did you just need to say something?

@Jeremy Smith i don't think i get the wrong impression based from your initial response. Your initial response were very gung-ho and in denial. I wouldn't even bother to address it if you wording it better, or made it clear like this few last response. But it's good that you admitted it now. Sure, I agree that US has positive contribution, and offer something to the world. But it still doesn't take away and negate the fault they made, and for sure not for every country like you claim, that's all the point i made bud!

​@Dalfi Fran Well it kind of does seem like you have poor comprehension actually. You seem to think by me pointing out America's greatness it downplays the good in other countries. A lot of this "good in the world" talk is obviously very subjective. In my opinion America generally makes the world a better place and for sure has the intentions to make the world a better place. I think the world would be worse off without America (Again, that's not to say the absence of other country's contributions wouldn't also make the world worse off). Many countries have made great contributions to America. You write, "No. I never said America make the world worse." Well if it doesn't make it worse then it at least makes it neutral if not better. I argue it makes it better, as it doesn't take much to change something from neutral to good. I haven't deflected or denied any of the United State's misconduct. I clearly admitted that the US has made mistakes and is far from perfect. It's true. I think that's where you misunderstand me. Two things can be true at once: The United States can make mistakes (which is definitely does) and it can also be a great country that provides a lot of positive influence in the world. Any kind of super power has potential for much influence (either positive or negative). You can focus on the negative of America or focus on the positive. I think the positive far outweighs the negative.

Oh shut up. There was killing on both sides. Stop painting native Americans as some sort of victims. You don’t name attack helicopters after Apaches and Blackhawks because they’re weak.

Spent my Thanksgiving with Navajo roommate who was was kidnapped by Mormons as a baby and who watches British TV. Too surreal for me to deal with. 🦃😎🥳

I was about to ask "who needs to be reminded so often what a monologue is", then I remembered Americans can't tell the difference between good and bad guys with guns, can't wear masks to limit the spread of a virus that's on track to kill 300 thousand of your own by new year, or grasp the metric system. Did he make it great in his four years, folks? Is that what greatness looks like?

@Jennifer Ellifritz do I feel better that countless thousands of americans are dying every week because they think the virus isn't serious? Do I feel better that I'm not hearing about mass shootings as frequently? Are you ****ing serious? Happy holidays, you white knighting keyboard warrior. Sure hope your elders don't die before new year. Pfft

Did... did you get it all out of your system? Do you feel better, now?

Too bad it was canceled.😥😭😢😿

Reasons to be thankful in 2020... still being alive, surely.

Not being hit by your significant other, certainly. Domestic violence has gone way up this year. The women shelters are full.

260,000 covid deaths and rising thanks to Trump.

Of course here in Australia it's happy thank god we don't live in America day.

@L Shevardnadze and of course you don't speek Australian! your American, and English is not your best subject.

@L Shevardnadze I've seen it, and pretty accurate. But I stand with my brothers and take a knee with them as well. But this is not about that because if it is you shouldn't throw stones. We have had 200 years of treating our first people bad, you are still fucking up after 400.

But we do have our very own idiots here, we are not immune. But we don't have covid so that's good hay. 😊

@L Shevardnadze you'll have to forgive me I don't believe in imaginary sky pilots. And I thought we established I don't live in America.

@L Shevardnadze I live in Australia not Mississippi

*Meanwhile:* Rump supporters have become everything they made fun of for the last four years. Regardless, Happy thanksgiving everyone! :)

I am thankful that the smart people aren't all dead yet.

But some are emotionally wrecked and contemplating the sweet release of suicide. Please reach out and tell them to hold on.

Skyped with my parents and an aunt while staying home with my cat--I'd rather have been eating home-cooked Korean food like last year, but public health matters and things change--whilst most of my mother's family smushed themselves into one house, definitely one and probably three post-COVID recovery. Let's see how this plays out...DID YOU LEARN NOTHING?

My favorite parts about Seth’s segments are the derpy laughs from the crew in the background when one of his jokes hits them right in the funny bone. Something about them just warms my heart in a way the laughter from a studio audience couldn’t do.