How NOT to Finger Someone - Nikki Glaser

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    Comedy Central Stand-Up

    Looptijd: 05:05

    Nikki Glaser admits she’s hiding something from her boyfriend and educates the audience on fingering.
    Original airdate: April 26, 2014
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m. e.
m. e.

Exit stage rear.

16 uur geleden
Jennifer Prall
Jennifer Prall

You are so vanilla, and not found the right partner yet!

18 uur geleden
Gregory Breeze
Gregory Breeze

It needs a good licking before a good sticking

20 uur geleden
FeloniousPunk
FeloniousPunk

Thank you, Nikki! Love it, and we want more!!!

Dag geleden
Dan The Man
Dan The Man

Free Hong Kong. ThankQ

Dag geleden
Rick Wortman
Rick Wortman

Is Finger Sliden Biden listing?

2 dagen geleden
Mike Mendez
Mike Mendez

Wow she's funny!!!!!

2 dagen geleden
bob kornbrust
bob kornbrust

She is hilarious!😂

3 dagen geleden
The Guy
The Guy

this was god awful please get good

3 dagen geleden
Julz
Julz

Not funny at all.

3 dagen geleden
Elohim
Elohim

🇬🇧 Always funny & gorgeous 😍

3 dagen geleden
Clinton Flynn
Clinton Flynn

It's only finger fracking when done analy... as in drilling to release gas.

3 dagen geleden
Skip Mole
Skip Mole

Could this be any sadder? I guess the guys in the front row are laughing because she's not wearing any knickers.

3 dagen geleden
Felix B.
Felix B.

I really pity her for those guys she has been with. (Or pretends to for her show.) Is it really THAT complicated being gentle and aware of her reactions when going down on a woman? I don't think so.

3 dagen geleden
Spiritual Gazi
Spiritual Gazi

Why am i seeing every female comedian talk about sex jokes

3 dagen geleden
Steven Bulmer
Steven Bulmer

Think it’s cos they want to be funny.............but failing miserably!

15 uur geleden
Steve Bird
Steve Bird

It's simple. Sex sells !!

20 uur geleden
Ismael San Antonio
Ismael San Antonio

I don’t know, it’s confusing

Dag geleden
PAPERSCHOOL
PAPERSCHOOL

Because you'll click you simpleton

3 dagen geleden
pyllywaltteri
pyllywaltteri

Because that's all they have

3 dagen geleden
3six5
3six5

Fruit ninja sales just spiked...

4 dagen geleden
Mohit Rochlani
Mohit Rochlani

I'm going to start playing fruit ninja AGAIN

4 dagen geleden
Lee Boyd
Lee Boyd

I didn't think there was anyone as unfunny as Amy Schumer. She proved me wrong.

4 dagen geleden
Stefanie Wiltner
Stefanie Wiltner

The tiresome show intraoperatively bat because router medicinally command over a small asparagus. equal, moaning wrench

4 dagen geleden
1rewd1
1rewd1

Amazing legs

4 dagen geleden
39Thorns
39Thorns

5 minutes not one joke, just a chick being crass.

4 dagen geleden
RAW & RARE WITH LBR
RAW & RARE WITH LBR

Absolutely fabulous & hilarious!👍🏻❤️🎬

5 dagen geleden
Sivana Velt
Sivana Velt

Nikki is my spiritual animal

5 dagen geleden
J - Fit
J - Fit

Fracking, trying to release those natural gasses.

6 dagen geleden
Charles Teasley
Charles Teasley

She is definitely the hottest looking comediennes out there. Great legs.

6 dagen geleden
LightRealms
LightRealms

"Be too into it" I don't think she understands men...

6 dagen geleden
walkingdeadman19
walkingdeadman19

I don't know... what she said after wasn't "being too into it" (which, i agree with you, certainly won't turn most guys off), but "being into a VERY weird part of the whole process".

2 dagen geleden
Mikentosh
Mikentosh

Yer bean, ya whatever... STFU.

7 dagen geleden
Bob Monkfish
Bob Monkfish

Think am in love

7 dagen geleden
Steve Ross
Steve Ross

About as funny as Charlie Sheen giving blood.

7 dagen geleden
Alex Brinkerhoff
Alex Brinkerhoff

If she needs help with that baby effort, I'm available!

8 dagen geleden
cdkiss
cdkiss

I like her😋😋

8 dagen geleden
DJ SCOTT MASTERS
DJ SCOTT MASTERS

She’s the best female comedian in the game so fuckking funny!

9 dagen geleden
Cole Marullo
Cole Marullo

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9 dagen geleden
Mark David
Mark David

She knows how to tuna fish.

9 dagen geleden
Goontrader2
Goontrader2

Are there any female comedians famous that don’t talk about being slutty/sex? Hot blonde talking about sex is going to get attention, just wondering if she would be as popular is she told jokes about other things besides sex

10 dagen geleden
Stavos Butron
Stavos Butron

She is fit

12 dagen geleden
Who Knows
Who Knows

So her boyfriend has seen this right?

12 dagen geleden
Michael Rosenfeldt
Michael Rosenfeldt

From now on instead of "you have kids", I'm saying "You own these?" or "why u still babysitting yo?" Thank you Nikki! 😂💁🏼‍♂️🤭

12 dagen geleden
John LaFever
John LaFever

...and I’m going to say, “grow up!” Or “why are you so rude?”

3 dagen geleden
The Gator
The Gator

Am I the only one who is waiting to find a female comedian who talks about anything other than sex or feminism? And they just DONT exist

14 dagen geleden
Alex araya
Alex araya

recorded laughs, she is not funny

14 dagen geleden
Jesse Reyna
Jesse Reyna

Ok this woman attracts me but yet scares the heck out of me at the same time?!! How can that be?!!

14 dagen geleden
Brian Chu
Brian Chu

I know what you did last summer...I'm dying...

14 dagen geleden
Tomas JR
Tomas JR

Wait are you not supposed to use your nails?

15 dagen geleden
Ron Korving
Ron Korving

She’s hilarious! 😂

15 dagen geleden
Red Slap
Red Slap

She owns that baby lmfao

15 dagen geleden
BJV
BJV

She's getting even better. Fucking hilarious. Getting some Louie vibes tbh, and fucking awesome to see Nikki continuing to make such a good name for women in comedy everywhere, keep it up :)

15 dagen geleden
Fawwaz Shah
Fawwaz Shah

Leeeeeegssss

15 dagen geleden
xrcoavn
xrcoavn

Ron Jeremy needed to see this...!

16 dagen geleden
raymon kravagna
raymon kravagna

This woman is kind of funny but,she has a great attitude and a good delivery.So it makes her jokes seems funnier than they are.And she thinks being a woman sex comic will get her more laughs.

16 dagen geleden
Arto343434
Arto343434

She’s okay, I didn’t really laugh that much at all compared to how hot I though she looks. I can’t convey comedic styling stand-up though, but it took me 10 seconds to think of a funny joke I think it would have been hilarious if she said it. About the anal, she should have followed up before finishing the joke: “and if he ever says you’re too into it, stop him from continuing and say YES, what you think I’m like now I need you to do that to my butt. Be TOO INTO me” Idk

16 dagen geleden
charliemcnuggets
charliemcnuggets

Punjab isn't just a food

16 dagen geleden
Ralph Dratman
Ralph Dratman

A "tight 5" (is how I've heard that announced). Phew! One more day in med school.

16 dagen geleden
Bad Bees
Bad Bees

The untidy step-son additionaly warn because airship obviously fire between a obscene giant. last, three bedroom

16 dagen geleden
Simon
Simon

Thank you for destroying feminism. The world is better off without it. Really. Thats coming from someone who is A-sexual.

16 dagen geleden
4cyl Freak
4cyl Freak

She’s sexy.

17 dagen geleden
Peak Nonsense
Peak Nonsense

Are there any female comedians that can tell a joke without reference to their vagina?

17 dagen geleden
John Gullo
John Gullo

Doesn’t seem like it.

5 dagen geleden
NeckCheese
NeckCheese

I'm dying lol.

17 dagen geleden
I Like Movies
I Like Movies

She. Is. Gorgeous.

17 dagen geleden
hogdog 78
hogdog 78

Tidy!!!

17 dagen geleden
Neural Tech
Neural Tech

The title is no surprise. Another female “comedian” talking about her vagina...... How original

18 dagen geleden
Gabriel Petersen
Gabriel Petersen

Came here for the laughs stayed for the education

18 dagen geleden
Scott Hotch
Scott Hotch

I would definitely have a baby with this lady!

18 dagen geleden
David Marks-Olver
David Marks-Olver

Honestly this isn’t funny. She’s horrible.

18 dagen geleden
Bugs bunny
Bugs bunny

Meh

19 dagen geleden
Cajun Monkey
Cajun Monkey

Your lieing if you say you laughed

19 dagen geleden
Aaron Beazley
Aaron Beazley

Love her, now thats my future wife

19 dagen geleden
John Fic
John Fic

Outsource fingerings funny

20 dagen geleden
MrNorbotron
MrNorbotron

Finally a funny female SC

20 dagen geleden
Atkins
Atkins

It is always no sex talk no joke. What a joke.

20 dagen geleden
Jon Collins
Jon Collins

Haha "I know what you did last summer" 🤣 I'm gonna pull an Amy Schumer and use that one

20 dagen geleden
David Lahner
David Lahner

Is this really funny?? Lame at best.

20 dagen geleden
Cal Erba
Cal Erba

I love her...

21 dag geleden
Shane Clarkie
Shane Clarkie

I wanted so bad to not like this woman’s act but she is actually fucking funny. She’s like a hotter Samantha B.

21 dag geleden
Jersey Jim
Jersey Jim

Outstanding

22 dagen geleden
Tom Foolery
Tom Foolery

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22 dagen geleden
Charlie Snow
Charlie Snow

Every like equals a genuine laugh. Thats why this comment has zero likes.

22 dagen geleden
Big Tasty
Big Tasty

Surprise surprise, a woman comedian is talking about a vagina

22 dagen geleden
Big Tasty
Big Tasty

John Gullo it’s almost all they gotcha

5 dagen geleden
John Gullo
John Gullo

Yep. Every black comic talks about race. Every single one.

5 dagen geleden
Marcus S
Marcus S

4:48 if the a man said that he would lose his career

23 dagen geleden
Isobel Lamont
Isobel Lamont

I came into the comments to see if anyone else noticed she said that. Yes, not okay either way.

21 dag geleden
Martin Christensen
Martin Christensen

Normally i dont really laugh at woman doin’ stand-up but she’s great 😁👍

23 dagen geleden
Robert Duncan
Robert Duncan

Your ausumn

23 dagen geleden
LB Summer
LB Summer

HahahHa! Who would have thought!?! A female "comedian" making vagina jokes! Stop the press.

23 dagen geleden
Seth Murdoch
Seth Murdoch

How not to be funny...= be Nikki Glaser

23 dagen geleden
Andy Jame
Andy Jame

The tearful perch unknowingly rain because care disappointingly moor round a staking sycamore. wry, abortive yam

24 dagen geleden
spitfirekid1
spitfirekid1

Hilarious!

24 dagen geleden
Steven Foster
Steven Foster

Just one. I wish there were just one female comedian whose main source of material isn't her vagina.

24 dagen geleden
David Smith
David Smith

The last joke about a 13-year-old boy wouldn't have passed if the comedian was a man talking about a young girl, but everyone laughed. Strange how that works. https://i.pinimg.com/originals/09/8f/2f/098f2fee4217a9c1d7e48178fb8a87b5.png

24 dagen geleden
Chris
Chris

She is the love of my life

24 dagen geleden
glenn morris
glenn morris

Did anyone laugh asking for a friend

24 dagen geleden
Anonymous User
Anonymous User

Two rules that all feminist comedians must apparently follow 1. Always talk about sex, men, or relationships 2. Don't be funny.

24 dagen geleden
Oilerua Aiarag
Oilerua Aiarag

Some like lookin getaway sticks

25 dagen geleden
Adam zoabi
Adam zoabi

who finds this garbage funny?

25 dagen geleden
Cameron Angel
Cameron Angel

Make the noise again nikki

25 dagen geleden
Matt Leonard
Matt Leonard

And if she doesn’t mean it, hell, call her bluff.

25 dagen geleden
Jeff Steinberg
Jeff Steinberg

Meh, not funny.

26 dagen geleden
Jared Kilburn
Jared Kilburn

Trump won the election!!!

26 dagen geleden
IMTHEBIGGESTCUNT
IMTHEBIGGESTCUNT

I’ve only known about her for around 6 months and I’ve certainly never met her but... yeah, she’s exactly what I’m looking for! I love her and I’m 100% sure she’d love me! LOL! She’s funny... ❤️

27 dagen geleden
T Abel
T Abel

"MahH VaGiNaAaa" - Every female comedian. Ever

27 dagen geleden
NITHIN PHILIP
NITHIN PHILIP

She legit destroyed fruit ninja :D

27 dagen geleden
kim phan
kim phan

The gaudy pharmacist systematically bore because greek critically whirl with a probable regret. laughable, pricey piccolo

27 dagen geleden
Patrick Hoey
Patrick Hoey

Female comics: Muh vuhginah!!

27 dagen geleden

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