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Because brown rice is offensive

@Non such you said why now, when is now to you? I've been living in the now for over 30 years in America, same type of response and always confused. If you hate other people, good luck, trump aint gonna save you. Cold world and we all live here now

@Wet Pancake dude I wasn't talking about the video I was talking about the pinned comment

@Non such why not?! im 32 and ive seen this on every news feed especially during the 90's, truthhh

@Risto Borgman homophobe? whats wrong with you nazi?

note if you see black snow falling from the sky that might not be snow but actually be volcano ash

When you realize it was a play-on-words all along... black ice = black guys

What is this I am not understanding please help what's black ice

Due to uhhh..... (long pause).. Hazardous driving conditions.

this news lady is probably cheating on her husband with black ice lets be honest

This didn't age well

Is it just me who thinks black ice sounds like black guys?

“ life robbing black ice “

I never understood why Dave Chapelle had a problem with Key and Peele, and moved to Africa. I suddenly get it.

Here we go again I'll make jokes about your estrogen That's pretty much the rest of this song I'm roasting everything I'm a weird little entity That'll enter titties And bust all over the tummy and little nippies (Ew!) I know I'm morbid at times That's how I like to be They call my dick a mammoth You're salty you got a micro-d Classic penis joke Inserted with appropriate timing Because if I ain't got a penis line I ain't dining

i was laughing the whole time

“Well thank you very much...brother Darren.”

Bruh this isn’t rainbow

She looks like ben!

Black Ice.

Chicago right now lol

As a person of Polish descent, I'm offended by the term "Polish water ice." The very name is a contradiction. It's just a variation on ice cream, it has nothing to do with Poland or Polish-Americans, and aside from being a cold dessert, it has very little in common with Italian ice. Which was, at least, invented by Italian-Americans, so the name isn't a mistake or a slur.

“Yeahhhhhh....” hahahahah got me dead

doesn't aged well

As someone born in Minnesota I hate black ice and all ice so much it sucks especially when you have 2 feet of snow and you cant see the ice and you just start spinning

Meanwhile Indian Ice biting into the strongholds of White snow and black ice.

I bet this is fox news

Texas be careful with that, black ice..

Hairstyle within a top skits and I love he was like thank you very much brother Darren

French native speaker here, is the black ici a real thing ?

Yea happening rn in us Au Revoir

I want to see the next segment!

POV - this is how black people are trained to view everything, from birth.

Don’t judge me, I doubled back here because this was the first thing that came to mind when that pile up in Texas just happened

didn't need to direct Craig from Friday like this

"Opressive white snow" I can't. I'm dying.

Who’s here after Texas power outage and black ice

Being kinda on the down low like subtle jabs at black ice and then they just say, “why America is being ruined by black people” literally robbed me of my balance.

2:19 the smirk after this comment LOL

the trigger humor here is through the roof!!!

Snowflakes❄

Some people say BLACKboard were better than WHITEboard. Bcouse chalk more higinie than colormarker😅

As a Asian I feel so relieved that they didn't tank about yellow ice

Yellow snow?

well said

Bim black ice matters

This reminds me of a time not long ago when people had a sense of humor and KNEW that neither themselves or their feelings are special and therefore had the ability to get over themselves and just laugh. Sadly this time is gone and we really are truly doomed to misery for a very long time to come. All because we convinced ourselves that we are special when not a single one of us alone is. Not you, not myself, nobody you or I know or care about , nobody who has ever existed or will ever exist is special. We just have a certain amount of time to exist before we don't any longer. And we waste it all with our feelings. What a shame. Shame on all of us. Everyone. If jokes offend you it is YOUR OWN fault. Get over yourself people. All people. Oh and all your beliefs... yeah they don't matter either.

I want to laugh, but then I realize I'm 50 and we're still dealing with the same racial shit that we should've been able to bridge if we just got a little empathy and understanding. WTF.

What a time to recommend this YouTube especially when you live in TEXAS!!

Godlike punchline

The end...she just cuts to the chase.

Sounds like a cleaner version of a Dave Chapelle skit. Love this

Texas being ruined by black ice right now

I never thought I would have to worry about scary back ice in Texas but now it’s here! In my community.

Took me a long time to realise "black ice" sounds like "black guys" 😂😆

My favorite thing about winter? When it's over.

bLACK ICE

Props to the board operator for going back and forth to let the brothas tell their side of the story lol

Who else went here because of the Texas 2021 snow? 😂

The lonely picture anatomically welcome because mall resultantly refuse round a calm romanian. brainy, cruel flat

Key and Peele are funny no doubt, but I can’t help but wonder if the master himself hadn’t walked away from it all the absolute gold mine of sketches we might have after 5 or 6 seasons of Chappelle’s Show.

she said ATM... MACHINE. It's just ATM

I love the last line, it really helps make the sketch a 10/10

After seeing that couple slip on ice I had to check this out cause of the comments

Telling us in Georgia to be careful of black ice, and this was my first thought! 😆 🤣 😂 😹

Me but with Texas lol

I don't think they are talking about ice

That’s the joke

Going through the winter storm ❄️ in Texas right now and I remembered this hilarious skit 🤣

Texas right now 😂

They should do one with Asian reporters and yellow snow

LMAOOOOOOO

Why Is Black Ice So Dangerous? Since black ice is highly transparent, it is unlikely you'll be able to see it while driving down the road. Roadways become very slippery when black ice forms, leading to hazardous driving conditions and an increased risk of car accidents Black ice, sometimes called clear ice, is a thin coating of glaze ice on a surface, especially on roads. The ice itself is not black, but visually transparent, allowing the often black road below to be seen through it.

I like the expression of the closing

I live in Texas and rn we going through a winter storm that’s crazy asf , for some reason it brought me back here 😂

Same 🤣🤣🤣

@adrianfytr35 how do you like the power being back for us?

Kvue Austin was warning us about sneaky, dangerous black ice. 😆

Same here haha I'm in San Antonio, half the roads have sneaky dangerous black ice on them.

Same lol

Texas weather brought me here🤷🏾

Who is reading this cause of texas accident

Me 🤣😭 rip to those lost though

Ahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhaahahahahahahahhahahahahahabhaahaha

Everybody's gangster until black ice gave white eyes some black eyes.

Texas weather right now.

that word play is so good and funny

It's clever writing, black ice sounds like "black guys".

Solution, WHITE ROADS

I'm an Asian, but I'm glad no one mentions yellow snow...

The best skit. So hilarious!

LoL

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Anyone who says "ATM machine" doesn't get enough black ice in their life.

If you listen carefully it's sounds like "black guys"

That's the fucking joke

Sounds about white

Theres something hilariously off about that womans smile

Here after Texas?

Lmao wtf 🤣

still funny in feb 2021. but srsly drive safely everyone.

Came her after the crash in Texas to learn what black ice was, RIP to all lives that were effected in the crash🙏🙏😔

Who else is watching after this weekend it’s going to get 🥶

Ahead of it's time

3:02 aged like fine wine

Anybody here after the I-35 pileup in Fort Worth? 😣 Tragic stuff. Condolences to the deceased.

Yeah, sure am. Came to find the exact quote, "It's scary, tricky, ruthless stuff, that black ice", for a quote. Fucking sucks. In a situation as bad as this one, with zero stopping conditions, it's less dangerous to actually get out of your vehicle, and either run off the road, or go further towards the front of the pileup.

100 car pile up

Black Ice strikes again in Fort Worth, Texas. No sign of white snow.

It snowed. Can confirm

It’s coming overnight and Monday, maybe Wednesday too.

Man Key and Peele are so brilliant it almost sounds like they're saying Black guys 😆😅

"As you can see right NOWWWW"

notice how similar "black ice" sounds to "black guys"

For some reason that "thumbs up" at 1:07 gets me LOL

Shiiiiiiiit seen this the first time as African-German and I was like what did she said So fckn hilarious

@Amazigh808 well obviously u cared enough to comment soooo

No one cares

Remember kids, whatever you do stay away from yellow ice.

How to stop black ice from terrorizing. Job application.

Why did I just think I was watching a video on the Onion News Channel?

That long "yyyyeaaahh...." hahahahaha