More girls should be as honest as her..

At the end the guy pumps like " opportunity goes once in a lifetime"

Is this what they think of me...😢 I'm not a jerk...I even dress modestly...

It’s important to be well hydrated, and have great cardio 🥵

📝

Definitely subscribing.... 😆

EMIN3M for Life!

Yo!!! You funny!

omg yesss

Fuck, this chick is hilarious 😂

where did this completely wrong fitness steroetypes came from?

Women are funny. Get over it.

This has more educational material than 20 years of life experience.

She's always so freaken inappropriate but hilarious!! 😂😭😭 she's got the best stories on story tour!

Nah yeah nah yeah yeah nah yeah.

Bruh being a woman In 2019 is the easiest shit now a days. You can make 200$ just by showing your feet and playing minecraft.

That was good! I’ve been watching a lot of Netflix specials that never should have happened.

Hahahaha you want a protein shake... Hahahaha

Thanks for providing reinforcement to the notion that I'll die alone.

This is too good. Especially the ending was hilarious😂

I like her thick legs😘

Im an a italian poppie lol

Just Awesome 🤣🤣🤣

Why does it sound like she’s describing Ross Dickerson 😂😂😂

Being fit isn’t same as a juice head idiot

This is weirdly funny

Omgaaash hahahaha love her!!

Whoever woman is...she’s awesome. I subbed.

If only this channel had a name to help you out with that, hmmmmmmm

She's a simp

haha nice

Hahaha, the ending though was great! XD

Moral of the story: Beta buxs, Alpha fuks.

You are so fucking HILARIOUS, l love you.

"oh nou. Effeht." 🤣

Well, he was right about not being too smart. You don't build your brain out of carbs, you build it out of ketones. Your brain does run on some glucose alongside ketones, but your liver makes all the glucose you need out of protein (and sometimes fat), via neoglucogenisis.

That sounds like misinformation to me but that doesn’t mean I’m a protein shake advocate, and I’m mostly saying that because the nutrition labels on most protein supplements are impossible for the average person to read.

From India ji

Volkswagen das auto😂😂😂😂😂... I nearly died😂😂😂😂

You are so funny !!

Moral of that story “date someone on your fitness level”. Okay, well, that’s gonna be a problem for all the “plus sized” women who refuse to date men who are as fat as they are. But otherwise sound knowledge to live by.

Damn she killed that “let it go”

Hilarious 😂

I’m not gonna lie that was one of the funniest shit I’ve ever watched

Dude ur hella funny!!!!! 😂

Welcome to "Story Party"! LMFAO

She has some robin williams energy, pretty funny

Australian girls are such dudes

She dirty! I love it!

Shes so hot on those jeans 👏🏻👏🏻

I’m playing lose it tonight😂😂

Suppose all this happening in 'Hindi', so weird. 🤣🤣

This was awesome!

She’s pretty funny. Women usually aren’t. Its like finding a $20 bill in a pair of old jeans.

This was hilarious

Never saw or heard about Elena, mind blown! And never related so much to sex comedy before 😂 New subscriber! 👌🏻

🤣🤣🤣 accurate

Wow a female comedian that's actually funny. 🤣

Regarding going back to his place and having ORGANIC protein shakes.... no one got that in the crowd, did they??

Well what do woman think of a downward banana 🍌? If upward is good in missionary, then downward should be good in doggy right? Asking for a friend 😉

"You wanna go back to my place for some protein shake?" ... How did that pickup line work, lol. He had game though, haha.

She's hilarious. Great story telling.

how did i just find her wtf im dying she’s hilarious

Ha "protein shakes" nice and fertilized for you.

Too funny.

The german ad killed me! gah damn!

Man I was 5 when I had my first shot of tequila I thought it was water drank it at a party didn't know what happened after.

80% laugh 10% looking at the jeans

Omg you’re hilarious 😂😂 Love from India ❤️

Omg that's funny plus she's gorgeous

OMG i had phallus by just watching these video

Double chin😂😂😂

Yeah, that bed is going to need 3 towels, or at least 2 folded twice under your lady, guys just have to be careful not to give their boys rug burn during missionary.

I still can’t spell bannana shit I did it again help me😑

I am thinking to myself those jeans and high heels..look real good on you...😍

I laughed so hard, it hurts :))

Hahaha

Muscle guy low IQ, nope met plenty of skinny or fat dumb.

OMG that hung over/side sex -full on display- had me cracking up.

Unique!

Quality women nowadays its easy.

I am truly disturbed she sounds exactly like one of my friends and she's from Australia too and they look the same tooo ahhhhh

It’s probably her

Women telling stories are awesome. I laughed the whole time . Didn't need a punchline when she just delivered el giggles for 15 min straight. She also is super fine, and I could listen to her rap lose yourself for a whole 30 seconds. 🙂

As a fit guy i only say this, if we are in the woods and a bear starts following us i will leave you behind if you can't keep up 🤘

Shes as dirty as Amy schumer, but actually funny😂👍🏻

😂😂😂😂😂😂👏👏

Well there's your problem Right There - You watch "Youtube" for tips . . . . ?

THIS NEEDS MORE VIEWS! One of my favourite sets!

Your boss is like, "we got and flow chart" and you're like, "I got one right here". 💀💀💀💀💀💀

sarahelrafie95@gmail.com have you watched this? 🤣🤣🤣

For years lm going to gym anytime l wanna do rope push down someone say " hey you are doing it wrong" 😂

Im dating a fit dude right now and riding is sooo hard. Damn I have to do some real cardio

*THIS* Was absolutely one of the funniest standup sets I have ever seen

I like her! On every level.

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You’re pretty damn funny 😄

Being big doesn't necessarily mean being fit.... Sorry for ruining the joke, it's a bit of a pet peeve of mine

Finally a female comedian who is bit funny 😄

That german joke was a banger! I myself am a german and never thought of our ads that way, thank you...

The bitch is funny yasssss!👏🏻👏🏻😂😂

Youre easily gonna be my favourite comedian omf