Quarantinewhile... Stephen Advises Dolly Parton On The Celebrity Ice Cream Game

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    The Late Show with Stephen Colbert

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    Quarantinewhile... Dolly Parton's new ice cream rollout was a bit of a disaster, so veteran celebrity ice cream titan Stephen Colbert offers some advice. #Colbert #Meanwhile #Quarantinewhile
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nohsara
nohsara

As someone who’s had the misfortune of living in the midwest my entire life: no popcorn salad is not a classic midwestern dish what is wrong with you. The only “midwestern” dish that exists is anything dipped in ranch... anything but popcorn.

4 dagen geleden
Tmanaz480
Tmanaz480

Intro=another vivid word-epic.

14 dagen geleden
Dean William
Dean William

intercourse,pa or hell,mi

19 dagen geleden
Famille Delisle
Famille Delisle

6:02 right there ! As a Canadian now living in France, married to a French woman who loves to cook, it struck me and made me realize one of the reason there is an obesity problem in the US. It would never occur to my wife to use industrial mayonnaise, she would make her own. Sour cream ... same. The presenter looks like a chef, but she is just putting together a bunch of processed food with hidden sugar. I showed this to my wife who first burst out laughing and then noticed the plastic bottle of Dijon Mustard and screamed in agony.

19 dagen geleden
Peter Fernandez
Peter Fernandez

Everything about Quarantinewhile makes me smile.

21 dag geleden
Robin Miller
Robin Miller

Jon...do not go to Australia! There is a serious mouse problem there, like a plague! And don’t go to India as I’m sure you know about that variant there! We don’t want to lose you!

21 dag geleden
FLOSSY 4 LIFE
FLOSSY 4 LIFE

WE 💜US SOME JB!!! BRING US BACK THE GOLDDD BAYYYY BAYYYY

21 dag geleden
Round Ruby
Round Ruby

"Popcorn salad... which is why so many young people stopped believing in God!" XD I can't even... Thanks a lot, this made me laugh.

22 dagen geleden
dens790130
dens790130

They missed a great opportunity to compare the dog-robot to the one from Black Mirror. Hunting down the last humans.

23 dagen geleden
Dark Iris
Dark Iris

Just more proof that far too much of communities’ tax money goes to law enforcement.

23 dagen geleden
MegaTomHo
MegaTomHo

John has no clue what a "umbria" is :D

23 dagen geleden
LYCANSS999
LYCANSS999

The intros are getting so ridiculously long they've become annoying. Been skipping them for a while now.

25 dagen geleden
J Bos
J Bos

Stephen on Italian food, "Any bowl with anything will make you weep." Songbirds, Stephen? 🤣🤣🤣🤣

25 dagen geleden
Karen Johannessen
Karen Johannessen

Tuscany is indeed awesome! Enjoy yourself, Stephen ;)

25 dagen geleden
mano a mano
mano a mano

Sorry. Big down-vote for any video that features that atrocious format with the blurry sides.👎🏿

26 dagen geleden
Eleonora Gioia
Eleonora Gioia

We would love to host you here in Italy!🤗

26 dagen geleden
Rachel Erin
Rachel Erin

Hahaha what? A gratuitous Fermat reference? Where do you even come up with what metaphors to use for this 😂😂

26 dagen geleden
LeavingIt Blank
LeavingIt Blank

"Nightmare hellscape of futuristic terror." "Lubricated vegetable madness." LOL!

26 dagen geleden
Per Nordin
Per Nordin

Again... PLEASE tune that piano!

26 dagen geleden
Helen L
Helen L

I thought those dogbots were designed for carrying bomb disposal stuff in warzones and helping in emergency evacuation for bombs and earthquakes, etc. When you need something that can get through the debris and carry heavy loads... WTF, why/when do police need them?! The budgets of US police forces are ridiculous! 🤯🤯 (edit: typo)

26 dagen geleden
RDF1nner
RDF1nner

Definitely love watching two rich guys talk about places I'll never go. Let's get more of that. Talk about what supercars you will buy next year.

26 dagen geleden
Patrik
Patrik

Hey Stephen! If you like the Lake Como area so much, maybe you'd like the Italian speaking part of Switzerland too! It's right next to it, with two more big lakes!

26 dagen geleden
Jochem
Jochem

Should have been Deeznutz-upon-Thyne..

26 dagen geleden
StrongnBeautiful
StrongnBeautiful

"Popcorn Salad." SMH. Caucasian on 💯😮😂

26 dagen geleden
Mark Roaquin
Mark Roaquin

I see these segments and I click like. I'm never disappointed. This one moved me to comment. Amazing.

26 dagen geleden
Ian Jay
Ian Jay

Not Mr Pullman!?!?

26 dagen geleden
Ian Jay
Ian Jay

John, you one smooff brother my man, tryna tell you

26 dagen geleden
Jim Fleming
Jim Fleming

NOAA 11521

27 dagen geleden
Shane Yates
Shane Yates

I watched this while eating his ice cream uwu caught me by surprise lol

27 dagen geleden
Bella Noelle
Bella Noelle

I had the Dolly Parton ice cream; I like it!

27 dagen geleden
cannibalbananas
cannibalbananas

Sicily's pretty awesome. I lived there for 3 years, and miss it all the time 🇮🇹

27 dagen geleden
godless yuri fan
godless yuri fan

I was born and raised in the Midwest to a pastor's family, and I NEVER remember hearing of any such abomination unto God as popcorn salad, let alone seeing it in ANY of our churches' basements.

27 dagen geleden
Diogo Barros
Diogo Barros

best quarantinewhile introduction ever!

27 dagen geleden
Brian Glodde
Brian Glodde

Love Colbert, can't stand Jean Baptiste.

27 dagen geleden
Mallory G
Mallory G

It's bad enough that this crazy "chef" lady is trying to put popcorn in a salad, but why in Jesus' name does she have sour cream in a squeeze bottle??!!! Was anyone else horrified by that? I have never in my life seen sour cream in anything other than a tub.

27 dagen geleden
Danrarbc
Danrarbc

That intro was quite the ride.

27 dagen geleden
The young Turk
The young Turk

Nice video!! Very engaging from beginning to end. Nevertheless, businesses and investment are the easiest way to make money ..

27 dagen geleden
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27 dagen geleden
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27 dagen geleden
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27 dagen geleden
Jenny Chalfant
Jenny Chalfant

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27 dagen geleden
Jenny Chalfant
Jenny Chalfant

Text him on What's ap ⬆️💯

27 dagen geleden
Lisa Wiley
Lisa Wiley

“Check-minus” 😂 the memories!!!

27 dagen geleden
PlumBerryCherries
PlumBerryCherries

That Salad Made my soul hurt. #BitcheNoooooooo

27 dagen geleden
Christy Stainer
Christy Stainer

Popcorn salad does not exist. Don't drag Midwesterns down with you! We have enough on our plates without this slander.

27 dagen geleden
Redmenace96
Redmenace96

Dude. Stephen Colbert's writers (and his great performance) are so much better than every other late night host out there. So much better, it isn't even a competition. If you like/watch any other, you are horribly misguided.

27 dagen geleden
Michelle Karbon
Michelle Karbon

That salad is 0% Midwestern...

27 dagen geleden
drcatspaw
drcatspaw

Any other math nerds who paused the video to check Steven on his math in the intro?

27 dagen geleden
Syahrir Sukarno
Syahrir Sukarno

This actually cleared my sinuses!!

27 dagen geleden
Jackie Learns & Teaches
Jackie Learns & Teaches

Please stop the slam voice 😭 it kills the jokes and it’s so annoying

27 dagen geleden
Altrue
Altrue

I loved Stephen's comments on the popcorn salad, I know "react" is usually low effort but this seemed like it would be worth it to have more of it!

27 dagen geleden
pocket size for your travel convenience
pocket size for your travel convenience

Those popcorn salad jokes were 🔥🔥🔥

27 dagen geleden
sandy120
sandy120

Why did you make up an English Town with a silly name when we have so many ridiculous ones to choose from? We have a town called Wetwang for Christ's sake.

27 dagen geleden
Sue Shortall
Sue Shortall

There may not be a Deeznuts On Heath in the UK, though there is a town in Yorkshire called Wetwang.

27 dagen geleden
Michael Moraga
Michael Moraga

"Metalhead"... be afraid.

27 dagen geleden
VideZoniX !
VideZoniX !

Hot Diggidy. You Know Where that Way Away is, Yeah? Australia Baby. Colbert Show Down Under ( once you're cleared and quarantined for entry yoah, we ain't muckin' around with that) You gonna call it quits at NZ? Waaaahh?

27 dagen geleden
VideZoniX !
VideZoniX !

"Bitch, Please" oh My Lordy Me. Atrocious

27 dagen geleden
R Ray T
R Ray T

Jon Batiste is a Lord.

27 dagen geleden
Jennifer Herron
Jennifer Herron

That intro was really something. Love it

27 dagen geleden
Jess Ragan
Jess Ragan

"Lubricated vegetable madness." Sounds like an album Pink Floyd would have released in the 1960s. But yeah, that is pointless, wasteful, and gross. Stick a spoonful in your mouth, get a kernel stuck in your teeth! Mm mm!

27 dagen geleden
Leah L
Leah L

Ima try making that popcorn salad sometime!

27 dagen geleden
SkittleNutz77
SkittleNutz77

1:39 Thank you!!! That’s my explanation exactly. THE FOOD IS EXQUISITE AND FELT LIKE I WAS LIED TO MY WHILE LIFE AS AN AMERICAN.

27 dagen geleden
luckyjasonfan
luckyjasonfan

That looks DISGUSTING!! Stephen's right, that ain't Salad! 😩😂 "Salad you eat with a spoon"

27 dagen geleden
Kristina Collins
Kristina Collins

That math intro was a wild ride also, not how proofs work

27 dagen geleden
phil thow
phil thow

JOHN BAPTISTE...... You are more than welcome to come to New Zealand when you can. youll love it!!!!

27 dagen geleden
Kara, Giver of Hugs - even virtually
Kara, Giver of Hugs - even virtually

Yeah, I grew up in the Midwest and I've never heard of or seen that popcorn salad. 🤢

27 dagen geleden
Nicholas Cecil
Nicholas Cecil

Video starts at 2:25

27 dagen geleden
Rem Forrest
Rem Forrest

That thing cost 100k dollars. Are they defusing bombs or something. In the army we didn't even use those unless a IED needed to be defused

27 dagen geleden
SentinalSlice
SentinalSlice

Quarantinewhile intros keep getting longer. And I love it!

27 dagen geleden
Arcana Octonus
Arcana Octonus

This attitude of flippant international travel by anyone rich enough during the Beginning of a pandemic is sociopathic. Yes. The Beginning.

27 dagen geleden
Marcos
Marcos

How much did that cost? Oh right education comes last on the budget!

27 dagen geleden
Anthony Runstedler
Anthony Runstedler

Don't crap on the robots, they dance!

27 dagen geleden
Sean Gagnon
Sean Gagnon

Yes small talk about traveling to Italy and how I’ve been there previously. Yes, I completely identify because i am offered vacation from my job and have extra money to spend... as im sure most everyone else does also....

27 dagen geleden
Ben
Ben

Sitting here next to my French wife whose family comes from Bitche... Which is in an area referred to by natives as 'Bitcherland'....

27 dagen geleden
Kimberly Cronen
Kimberly Cronen

I've lived in the Midwest my entire life and never ever ever heard of putting popcorn in a salad. Ew. You'll find lots of things in Midwestern salads that don't sound salady (like jello), but not popcorn. Nope. Was this possibly for April Fool's Day?

27 dagen geleden
Melinda CHAMPAGNE
Melinda CHAMPAGNE

noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo wtf popcorn

28 dagen geleden
Adrian Mark
Adrian Mark

That recipe review segment by Stephen was quite reminiscent of another gourmet critic: Uncle Roger!

28 dagen geleden
Kathy Mathews
Kathy Mathews

Have loved and appreciated your humor for years BUT, since Trump's demise it's been a huge yawn. Suggest you use your influence to do an updated comedy series like Norman Lear All in the Family. Updated conversations about what's happening now. You can do this Steven...move into the future with bigger, funnier award winning tv.

28 dagen geleden
7thLetter Speaks
7thLetter Speaks

"Popcorn salad" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I LOVE Stephen 💘

28 dagen geleden
Mr.yardie1
Mr.yardie1

💪🏿💯🆙️🇯🇲🇨🇦👊🏾🙏🏾 you kill me 😂🤣😭

28 dagen geleden
Rabbit Peeples
Rabbit Peeples

I used to play bass for Lubricated Vegetable Madness

28 dagen geleden
Polly Tiks
Polly Tiks

Terminator Robocop Dawgs 😱

28 dagen geleden
Barry Ford
Barry Ford

Math jokes? That's it - The Late Show with Stephen Colbert has jumped the shark. I'm outta here!

28 dagen geleden
LO RI
LO RI

Great intro to "Meanwhile"; and a tasty, palpable semi-panicked "idk wtf I'm saying" feel from Stephen's delivery.

28 dagen geleden
Max Goldberg
Max Goldberg

Ok Stephen, wtf did I just listen to? I can't get the imagery of writing on graph paper with the bloody stump of a tooth out of my head.

28 dagen geleden
Max Goldberg
Max Goldberg

Also the robot dogs have no mouths. Or teeth. I'm more afraid we are going towards of AMEE from the film Red Planet.

28 dagen geleden
Autistic Commando
Autistic Commando

That part using the math analogy was just too long.

28 dagen geleden
Uthman Baksh
Uthman Baksh

Here's an idea for a popcorn salad, just plain popcorn! Why fix what ain't broke?

28 dagen geleden
Nate S
Nate S

uh..... I'm in the Midwest and it is not a Midwest Potluck as I've never heard of such a terrible garbage like Popcorn Salad until now

28 dagen geleden
eleonora boglioni
eleonora boglioni

Go for Italy! 🥰

28 dagen geleden
Interglacial Optimist
Interglacial Optimist

Thanks for keeping your carbon footprint as small as possible.

28 dagen geleden
RedThunderDan
RedThunderDan

That "salad" looks disgusting

28 dagen geleden
Jeremy Cook
Jeremy Cook

That robo dog is straight from that black mirror episode. Scary af.

28 dagen geleden
PandiiMan
PandiiMan

WHAT A FUCKING CHAMP ON THAT MEANWHILE INTO JESUSSSSS

28 dagen geleden
Nan Fredman
Nan Fredman

"A bowl of lubricated vegetable madness." That's going straight into Evernote.

28 dagen geleden
DrSlipperyFist
DrSlipperyFist

I'm good with the robot police. All depends on the programming, but, not sure a robot can be racist. I'd feel much safer getting pulled over by a robocop than a human cop struggling with mental issues (as most of them are). In fact, I'd probably not even get pulled over by a robocop because, again, they wouldn't be racial profiling me in the first place. They wouldn't fear for their lives and shoot me either.

28 dagen geleden
Luckie Duckie
Luckie Duckie

Actually starts 3:21

28 dagen geleden
S Brennan
S Brennan

Who else would watch a travelogue of Stephen and Jon ordering and eating in Italy?

28 dagen geleden
Stuart Banana
Stuart Banana

FANTASTIC open to Meanwhile! Algebraic!

28 dagen geleden
Betty Chatfield
Betty Chatfield

If they removed Bitche France how about Fucking Austria... it is real

28 dagen geleden
Holly Williamson
Holly Williamson

OMG! The popcorn segment - I'm dying!!! "How about a pile of 'no'?!' LOL!!!

28 dagen geleden
d'lyn k
d'lyn k

I cannot stop laughing at that dance after Islands in the Slam.

28 dagen geleden
Thomas Siterlet
Thomas Siterlet

Consistantly BRILLIANT!!!! My favourite segment.

28 dagen geleden
Nanyu Busnis
Nanyu Busnis

Oh god, that.. salad. Made me dry-heave. I almost just threw my dinner back up into the bowl, and I'd still eat that back up before I even look at that.. salad. That *had* to be some kind of a prank, right? It was almost as bad as that old youtube video of cake with HAIR in it. I'm very sure the part of twitter that supposedly didn't mind or even liked the recipe, was just a group of trolls.

28 dagen geleden
EDDIE LEAL
EDDIE LEAL

“I believe in the fundamental right of every human being to pursue their happiness, but I am drawing the line at popcorn salad,” 🤣

28 dagen geleden
EDDIE LEAL
EDDIE LEAL

"Deez-Nuts on Heath " Im dying! 🤣😂

28 dagen geleden

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