Jokes Seth Can’t Tell: Kristen Stewart’s New Movie, Black Studies Class

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    There are some jokes that just sound wrong coming from Seth, like the one about a new TikTok trend in which users read from a lesbian manifesto.
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John Rubinstein Mijares
John Rubinstein Mijares

Awww I miss this bit!

17 dagen geleden
Dana Carpender's Keto, Low, or No?
Dana Carpender's Keto, Low, or No?

Jokes Seth Can't Tell is the funniest and most charming recurring comedy bit I know.

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Joe McNally
Joe McNally

WHERE THE HELL IS THE CUTESY HANDS ON CHIN ENDING?!?!

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IKON PAS
IKON PAS

This is my favorite segment. I love this idea!!

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Gaasuba Meskhenet
Gaasuba Meskhenet

Apparently black animated characters are only allowed to be human for 1/4 of the movie

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PengWin76
PengWin76

This so so refreshing. Amazing. I love this. How very amazing. Honestly this is great. Just shows how oppressed white men actually are these days. This is a great way around it.

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ivannano
ivannano

Now those mensural jokes were funny (I believe that's the first time I've ever typed that statement)

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Dave Cradle
Dave Cradle

Seth could actually have said most of those punchlines, as (unlike most previous editions of this excellent segment) the jokes weren't about black people and gay people. They were about white people and straight people. Both of which are fine for Seth to say. The menstrual stuff was hilarious though.

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Clayton Derby
Clayton Derby

This segment really works better than over zoom. lol

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ihatezgoogle
ihatezgoogle

12 drummers drumming? lesbian drummers? fill me in!

28 dagen geleden
Dani Molina
Dani Molina

THEY'RE TRYING TO CALL OVER THE MANAGER XD

28 dagen geleden
izzybeth
izzybeth

"I told you in the meeting I DIDN'T WANNA DO IT!!" reader, I cried 😂😂😂😂

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Uffe Pedersen
Uffe Pedersen

Amber delivered many punch lines, where she should have been a white woman, but I love it!

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Scott Webster
Scott Webster

Karen is upset with this segment.

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stefoehmen
stefoehmen

does anyone else shout "black women and lesbians are liars" randomly and ppl just stare at you?

29 dagen geleden
Yolanda Shikers
Yolanda Shikers

The threatening fibre simulteneously telephone because armchair actually mend of a tested refrigerator. mighty, bewildered deodorant

29 dagen geleden
kaz za
kaz za

Have this segment EVERY. WEEK. 🤣🤣🤣

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Jake Pullman
Jake Pullman

I feel like the "eat wild things" line could have also been a setup for a lesbian joke.

29 dagen geleden
Nonofya Bidnez
Nonofya Bidnez

Most of these jokes had some extremely lazy writing

29 dagen geleden
m Seeds
m Seeds

perfection. im here for the period jokes

29 dagen geleden
justin castillo
justin castillo

Wild Foods Day is on October 28. P.S. 1/3 of black men in the midwest voted for Donald? I'll never forget what Samantha Bee said: "No one is supposed to be voting for this guy."

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A Z
A Z

Crickets

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Sarah S
Sarah S

This segment slaps and I always love them. Never stop gifting us the genius of Amber & Jenny and anyone else who writes these jokes.

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Amozon28
Amozon28

I never get tired how hammy the ending of these skits are i love it

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Fanfictiondreamer
Fanfictiondreamer

I love these people

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Jan Vance
Jan Vance

Always my favorite segment! 🏆🏆🏆

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Richard Franklin
Richard Franklin

Seth could actually tell all of these jokes, except the one about black people showing up late. But I don't think that's the point of this segment.

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Dustin Washington
Dustin Washington

The hapless condor temporally repair because insurance overwhelmingly sound by a known turret. cooing, doubtful chicken

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Asani
Asani

The Peppermint Patty joke 🤣🤣

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Heather T
Heather T

The white lady hand dancing!!! 😂😂😂😂😂 And every white girl taking Black Studies classes at my 90s college was definitely a hand dancer... Now, ummm, Jenny, you're so hot, and the shoes matching the jacket are kickass, but I am beginning to think you wear this outfit daily. I know Amber's hard to beat rocking the dapper femme look in a way most straight girls can't pull off, but make seth pay you enough for a whole rainbow of jackets & sneakers...

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The Unpretentious Vegan
The Unpretentious Vegan

Am I racist for thinking the Kool-aid joke was hilarious?

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Fei Han
Fei Han

I’m waiting for the day that they bring in a trans person for some of our jokes

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Elizabeth Calvert
Elizabeth Calvert

Amber trying to scold Seth while trying to not laugh

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The Cold Poet
The Cold Poet

Aww Seth, how could you?!

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Severin .Wolf
Severin .Wolf

I'm deeply offended by Seth's joke. Setting up an online petition to cancel him now.

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alch3myau
alch3myau

You can tell them, You just dont have the balls to tell them.

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Sabrina Harvey
Sabrina Harvey

Even with social distancing in place, they are still a funny trio.

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Michael Jones
Michael Jones

So Good , Black women an lesbians that's a double standard... Love the show.

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Selina_Novella
Selina_Novella

I'm a lesbian and I don't understand the "10 drummers drumming" joke and I feel dumb.

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David Serlin
David Serlin

I believe it’s a joke about fingers

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Don'tSpikeMyDrink
Don'tSpikeMyDrink

that because it is 12

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jimjimmyjames59
jimjimmyjames59

"String attached..." Hahahahaha!!

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Anthonywash. Rosado
Anthonywash. Rosado

so Black lesbians are the truth

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Anthonywash. Rosado
Anthonywash. Rosado

not the electric baguette lolllllll

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Mike Millen
Mike Millen

Seth Myers has gone COMPLETELY off the rails and I invite every single minute of it.

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Mitso
Mitso

No 'Womenstrual' jokes? Missed opportunity.

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Jeremy Smith
Jeremy Smith

Is this funny

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Illjwamh
Illjwamh

I love these so much

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John Drummond
John Drummond

I was eating spaghetti while watching this and almost choked to death on the Peppermint Patty joke.

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Don'tSpikeMyDrink
Don'tSpikeMyDrink

why

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SuperLady
SuperLady

I will NEVER get tired of this bit!!

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Jennifer M
Jennifer M

I love this segment, but please say man instead of male! Otherwise species is indetermined... "Due to my being a straight white male (human? Giraffe? Puppy?).

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Ratparkpup
Ratparkpup

They are both so much funnier than Seth Meyers

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Corinne S.
Corinne S.

full on cackled at the period jokes

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Fergal Hughes
Fergal Hughes

Still can't get over the fact that she's 42!? Looks 22

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Stealthydragon
Stealthydragon

I missed this segment so hard. It doesn't quite hit the same without the audience, but it's still nice to have it back. Please keep these coming!

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Lauren Bartley
Lauren Bartley

MORE AMBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Bradley Brown
Bradley Brown

She's gaaaaaaaaay???

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Idde
Idde

Just came here from another segment, and if someone from the show reads this: please, more jokes about white people (as a white guy I can say this)! They are usually hilarious though sometimes a bit awkward, but mainly because they're always true.

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Sherry E. Reson
Sherry E. Reson

The need not to yell....

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Sherry E. Reson
Sherry E. Reson

The Ben Carson punchline got me, too.

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Gerald Wallace
Gerald Wallace

As a proud Black man, I approve that kool-aid joke 🤣🤣🤣

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Succubusisis
Succubusisis

But the end is so cringey always

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Fifthelement203
Fifthelement203

That Kool aid joke is hilarious ! 😂😂😂

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A A
A A

It's true though!!! As a black female, I can say they DID drink the kool-aid. I tell you, no one has anymore respect for the purple stuff.

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Bold van Kaalen
Bold van Kaalen

Can the introduction be shortened? Leaves room for more jokes!

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BovineJonie
BovineJonie

I love all these double standards that ooze out of this segment.

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Mark Darlington
Mark Darlington

I am a straight white male so I'm probably missing something, but, why can't Rachel Maddow's stunt double tell lesbian jokes?

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Philemaphobia
Philemaphobia

More of THIS, more period humor please. I missed Jenny so much. I just hope the scots don’t get problems with the flow of products coming in due to Brexit.

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Riptide Monzarc
Riptide Monzarc

Missed opportunity to use "orange drank" on that last joke

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Katha Rina
Katha Rina

I feel so called out by the white women dancing bit 😂😂

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Elyhim
Elyhim

This was hilarious!

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Geraldine the Sappho
Geraldine the Sappho

my 3 favorite people on earth

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Aliyah Ali
Aliyah Ali

"they're trying to call over the manager" 🤣🤣🤣

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lookforward2life
lookforward2life

Lol. Bring this back.

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Scott S
Scott S

These make me laugh so hard even though I've seen them all. Love it

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Litzergam
Litzergam

They could have made the whole segment about punchlines for the menstrual products joke.

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DuBB Wire
DuBB Wire

I always go into this thinking 'it can't be funny this time. But yeah it's pretty fuggin funny. Worked out stomach muscles

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Dr. I. B. Safe
Dr. I. B. Safe

I don’t get it. Wait, so Ben Carson had a soul?

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J V
J V

PERFECT segment

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scott mcfadyen
scott mcfadyen

Glad to be laughing ! Keep it up Girls .. oh and Seth !

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Anthony Vabene
Anthony Vabene

They love to put us all in categorical boxes and pretend our struggles are different. Unity is the only thing that will give us enough power to make real change. We can see clearly what side these boot lickers are on.

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Daniel Wilkinson
Daniel Wilkinson

They should have ended with the "Hear no evil, See no evil, Speak no evil" stance.

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margi cates
margi cates

THE STORY OF BEN CARSON! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I’m dead

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Elaine Ferry
Elaine Ferry

Menstrual products jokes had me laughing out loud!

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Joseph Griffin
Joseph Griffin

Oh, hell ya

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Joren Bosmans
Joren Bosmans

I've missed Jenny and Amber and this segment ☺️

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Anthony Anthony
Anthony Anthony

cringe, sounds like what the audience’s reaction would be if they were there

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Mitch Gunzler
Mitch Gunzler

I didn’t get “how you fail Black Studies”?

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Banjo Peppers
Banjo Peppers

Ehh maybe let's not make cunnilingus jokes about 6 year olds.

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Jaime Schatz
Jaime Schatz

🤣😂🤣😂 Oml - laughing too hard to type more

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VeryIrate Bovine71
VeryIrate Bovine71

I've been loving this bit for past couple yrs now.. the best part of it all: the chemistry between these three is incredible.

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Landscope 360
Landscope 360

Some American please explain to me why Seth can't tell those jokes. Why does he need to self-censor in this way?

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Greg Gorman
Greg Gorman

I hate the jokez but i like that it was done ✔

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bae ofpigz
bae ofpigz

the kool-aid joke was too hot

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magnum dorkus
magnum dorkus

I love this segment. By far my favourite 😂😂 Amber and Jenny are a treat!

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William Kittler
William Kittler

Seth you should have left when you had the chance. So, does Seth get to pick the final joke that he tells or do Amber and Jenny pick it for him and pull a Che on Seth?

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Melvin Cooper
Melvin Cooper

Awesome lol

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Jeannette Hibbert
Jeannette Hibbert

Can you do this like aways

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YouTube Moderator
YouTube Moderator

I can say those jokes. Let me have Seth's cush job!

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Tom Blake
Tom Blake

Yay!!!

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S Garber
S Garber

YESSSSS!!!!! My favorite segment

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sarada m
sarada m

The subtitles saying still better than peppermint Patti jokes😂😂😂

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