Awww I miss this bit!

Jokes Seth Can't Tell is the funniest and most charming recurring comedy bit I know.

WHERE THE HELL IS THE CUTESY HANDS ON CHIN ENDING?!?!

This is my favorite segment. I love this idea!!

Apparently black animated characters are only allowed to be human for 1/4 of the movie

This so so refreshing. Amazing. I love this. How very amazing. Honestly this is great. Just shows how oppressed white men actually are these days. This is a great way around it.

Now those mensural jokes were funny (I believe that's the first time I've ever typed that statement)

Seth could actually have said most of those punchlines, as (unlike most previous editions of this excellent segment) the jokes weren't about black people and gay people. They were about white people and straight people. Both of which are fine for Seth to say. The menstrual stuff was hilarious though.

This segment really works better than over zoom. lol

12 drummers drumming? lesbian drummers? fill me in!

THEY'RE TRYING TO CALL OVER THE MANAGER XD

"I told you in the meeting I DIDN'T WANNA DO IT!!" reader, I cried 😂😂😂😂

Amber delivered many punch lines, where she should have been a white woman, but I love it!

Karen is upset with this segment.

does anyone else shout "black women and lesbians are liars" randomly and ppl just stare at you?

The threatening fibre simulteneously telephone because armchair actually mend of a tested refrigerator. mighty, bewildered deodorant

Have this segment EVERY. WEEK. 🤣🤣🤣

I feel like the "eat wild things" line could have also been a setup for a lesbian joke.

Most of these jokes had some extremely lazy writing

perfection. im here for the period jokes

Wild Foods Day is on October 28. P.S. 1/3 of black men in the midwest voted for Donald? I'll never forget what Samantha Bee said: "No one is supposed to be voting for this guy."

Crickets

This segment slaps and I always love them. Never stop gifting us the genius of Amber & Jenny and anyone else who writes these jokes.

I never get tired how hammy the ending of these skits are i love it

I love these people

Always my favorite segment! 🏆🏆🏆

Seth could actually tell all of these jokes, except the one about black people showing up late. But I don't think that's the point of this segment.

The hapless condor temporally repair because insurance overwhelmingly sound by a known turret. cooing, doubtful chicken

The Peppermint Patty joke 🤣🤣

The white lady hand dancing!!! 😂😂😂😂😂 And every white girl taking Black Studies classes at my 90s college was definitely a hand dancer... Now, ummm, Jenny, you're so hot, and the shoes matching the jacket are kickass, but I am beginning to think you wear this outfit daily. I know Amber's hard to beat rocking the dapper femme look in a way most straight girls can't pull off, but make seth pay you enough for a whole rainbow of jackets & sneakers...

Am I racist for thinking the Kool-aid joke was hilarious?

I’m waiting for the day that they bring in a trans person for some of our jokes

Amber trying to scold Seth while trying to not laugh

Aww Seth, how could you?!

I'm deeply offended by Seth's joke. Setting up an online petition to cancel him now.

You can tell them, You just dont have the balls to tell them.

Even with social distancing in place, they are still a funny trio.

So Good , Black women an lesbians that's a double standard... Love the show.

I'm a lesbian and I don't understand the "10 drummers drumming" joke and I feel dumb.

I believe it’s a joke about fingers

that because it is 12

"String attached..." Hahahahaha!!

so Black lesbians are the truth

not the electric baguette lolllllll

Seth Myers has gone COMPLETELY off the rails and I invite every single minute of it.

No 'Womenstrual' jokes? Missed opportunity.

Is this funny

I love these so much

I was eating spaghetti while watching this and almost choked to death on the Peppermint Patty joke.

why

I will NEVER get tired of this bit!!

I love this segment, but please say man instead of male! Otherwise species is indetermined... "Due to my being a straight white male (human? Giraffe? Puppy?).

They are both so much funnier than Seth Meyers

full on cackled at the period jokes

Still can't get over the fact that she's 42!? Looks 22

I missed this segment so hard. It doesn't quite hit the same without the audience, but it's still nice to have it back. Please keep these coming!

MORE AMBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

She's gaaaaaaaaay???

Just came here from another segment, and if someone from the show reads this: please, more jokes about white people (as a white guy I can say this)! They are usually hilarious though sometimes a bit awkward, but mainly because they're always true.

The need not to yell....

The Ben Carson punchline got me, too.

As a proud Black man, I approve that kool-aid joke 🤣🤣🤣

But the end is so cringey always

That Kool aid joke is hilarious ! 😂😂😂

It's true though!!! As a black female, I can say they DID drink the kool-aid. I tell you, no one has anymore respect for the purple stuff.

Can the introduction be shortened? Leaves room for more jokes!

I love all these double standards that ooze out of this segment.

I am a straight white male so I'm probably missing something, but, why can't Rachel Maddow's stunt double tell lesbian jokes?

More of THIS, more period humor please. I missed Jenny so much. I just hope the scots don’t get problems with the flow of products coming in due to Brexit.

Missed opportunity to use "orange drank" on that last joke

I feel so called out by the white women dancing bit 😂😂

This was hilarious!

my 3 favorite people on earth

"they're trying to call over the manager" 🤣🤣🤣

Lol. Bring this back.

These make me laugh so hard even though I've seen them all. Love it

They could have made the whole segment about punchlines for the menstrual products joke.

I always go into this thinking 'it can't be funny this time. But yeah it's pretty fuggin funny. Worked out stomach muscles

I don’t get it. Wait, so Ben Carson had a soul?

PERFECT segment

Glad to be laughing ! Keep it up Girls .. oh and Seth !

They love to put us all in categorical boxes and pretend our struggles are different. Unity is the only thing that will give us enough power to make real change. We can see clearly what side these boot lickers are on.

They should have ended with the "Hear no evil, See no evil, Speak no evil" stance.

THE STORY OF BEN CARSON! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I’m dead

Menstrual products jokes had me laughing out loud!

Oh, hell ya

I've missed Jenny and Amber and this segment ☺️

cringe, sounds like what the audience’s reaction would be if they were there

I didn’t get “how you fail Black Studies”?

Ehh maybe let's not make cunnilingus jokes about 6 year olds.

🤣😂🤣😂 Oml - laughing too hard to type more

I've been loving this bit for past couple yrs now.. the best part of it all: the chemistry between these three is incredible.

Some American please explain to me why Seth can't tell those jokes. Why does he need to self-censor in this way?

I hate the jokez but i like that it was done ✔

the kool-aid joke was too hot

I love this segment. By far my favourite 😂😂 Amber and Jenny are a treat!

Seth you should have left when you had the chance. So, does Seth get to pick the final joke that he tells or do Amber and Jenny pick it for him and pull a Che on Seth?

Awesome lol

Can you do this like aways

I can say those jokes. Let me have Seth's cush job!

Yay!!!

YESSSSS!!!!! My favorite segment

The subtitles saying still better than peppermint Patti jokes😂😂😂