Ep. 54 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Tim Dillon

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    Bert Kreischer is out for this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave, but Tim Dillon joins Tom Segura in his place. They discuss plus-sixed clothes, Tim's experience as a mortgage broker, Tom's time selling Cutco knives, the upcoming election, Tim's upbringing, the California fires, and more!
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Masser Phi
Masser Phi

TOM: Do you feel optimistic about the future? TOMS ARM AND LEG: NO

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Alex Seiferth
Alex Seiferth

I’m convinced Bert doesn’t know how to read.

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Javier Ramos
Javier Ramos

Jesús fuck how many fucking ads are in these podcasts? I feel like a put my money in the god damn garbage disposal buying YouTube premium.

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Stan Mann
Stan Mann

Better question Tom "So Tim what messed you up before you where 13? What childhood trauma were you trying to numb with cocaine? You are gay right?"

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Stan Mann
Stan Mann

Tell us more about this Uncle Johnny Tim. You could hear that in Tom's "huh".

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Fran71k
Fran71k

Why the insistence on pronouncing Ralph Lauren's name wrong?

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Cristian Trinca
Cristian Trinca

Tim is literally the best guest/co-host this podcast ever had! Literally no one comes even close!

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Jester Jack
Jester Jack

dude this guy fits the show so well. The background guy that laughs a lot couldn't contain himelf

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urmasaguy
urmasaguy

watching this after the election and they were spot on. lol

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N Gofuckyourself
N Gofuckyourself

I love how they spend 15 minutes sharing scuzzy salesmen stories of their own. Then “Trump’s a conman and a salesman” lol

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SondoSoft
SondoSoft

lol there’s a bit of a difference when the con is running our country.

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apache313
apache313

Can we get the guy who keeps laughing in the background to tone it down.

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Grant Horvath
Grant Horvath

Listen to day Joe and stop with the ads in the middle of episodes. It takes you out of the convo

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Jarred Hulse
Jarred Hulse

Tim is brilliant and hilarious

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D Loc710419
D Loc710419

Only here for tim dillon

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TheDonGork
TheDonGork

Tom Segura is so arrogant yet underwhelming. Tim’s is arrogant and underrated

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Harriet Etter
Harriet Etter

2020 is hindsight

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Zeegoner
Zeegoner

Stupids

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Travis Centers
Travis Centers

Good to see an actual Bear. I

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F M
F M

Tim isn't embellishing. New York City looks like Escape from LA.

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Jamie Moll
Jamie Moll

I like Tim and Tom on Trump. Trump lost his money 3!!! times!!! But never mentioned it. Biden is just another politician. The cycle slows down.

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RFM Recordings
RFM Recordings

The audience is definitely "a bunch of hoes".

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Spaceface420
Spaceface420

Love tim-i pay youtube to not have adds and you cheaters are putting them in anyways. Maybe put them all at the end if you have to make money like that

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Xavier Jallois
Xavier Jallois

So many sponsors breaks 🤮

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ryan jacoby
ryan jacoby

Maybe get in another add next time

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R. C.
R. C.

Bert is 48, omg, I thought he was 60, wow.

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Flex Piper
Flex Piper

Tim Dillon: "R.i.p Bert to Corona" (The beer, Not the Virus)

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googbotrot
googbotrot

So many ads

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Jasen Glenn
Jasen Glenn

Tim is comic royalty, dude is a fkn god

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David Rother
David Rother

Did Tim say "WASPs" own the Country 🤣🤣🤣. Get real bro lol

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Misty Brooke Martin
Misty Brooke Martin

I just love you guys! Honestly.

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Misty Brooke Martin
Misty Brooke Martin

❤❤❤

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Frankie Cuellar
Frankie Cuellar

https://youtu.be/EvL5QeA808g tom show bert Ed asner first time 😅

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John Stone
John Stone

Having Tim instead of Bert is like replacing Mind of Mencia with Chapelle Show reruns. Much better in every way.

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Say it How it is!
Say it How it is!

Tim is always an amazing guest.

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Say it How it is!
Say it How it is!

Omg, me and Tim would have a crazy convo because I literally was doing the same thing at the same time with the mortgages in 08’ lmfao!

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George
George

1:01:35 - You are welcome.

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Corn pops Son
Corn pops Son

Hey Tom how do you feel about the next couple months coming hahahahah fuck man that statement aged terrible

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bada bing
bada bing

Tim Dillon is the result of mixing Bill Hicks with Donald trump

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Hernandez Markie
Hernandez Markie

Tom is annoying when he starts talking about Trump like he's not a liberal simp and we all know it

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NerdSweeper
NerdSweeper

I skipped all the parts with bert

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END TIMES PraiseJesus
END TIMES PraiseJesus

Nihilist Tim Dillon

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Zachariah Hunt
Zachariah Hunt

Nein Tim. Bitte verlieren Sie Gewicht und schweigen Sie über Hugo Boss. Du bist der beste Komiker der Welt. I'm saying, please don't talk shit on Hugo Boss. Yes, you are fat, but they are suits made for men that are in shape 🙃 You are by far the best Comedian in America.

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Dylon smith
Dylon smith

Tim Dillon

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Derek Keenan
Derek Keenan

kinda sick of Bert at the moment, so I preciate you, video

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Hernandez Markie
Hernandez Markie

Damn you got enough ads?

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Dayz Line
Dayz Line

Tom: Welcome t Tim: Albino wizards are attacking the people who believe that the Washington Redskins were made out of day old pudding (1hr 30min) Tom: Thanks for listening a Tim: Let's rehydrate raisins!

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Jester Jack
Jester Jack

😂😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣

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Andy
Andy

my two favorite comedians

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David Tidwell
David Tidwell

If Tom or Bert ever succumb to their lifestyle Tim is the only choice to replace either on the show

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Adam Brown
Adam Brown

I would watch 2 Bears way more often if this was the duo...hands down

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nic connett
nic connett

The absolute worst part of this podcast is the Bert ads. I actually will not watch this because Bert is in it.... However, anytime you have Tim Dillon on I shall watch. Tom - your a dunk champ

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Ryan Evers
Ryan Evers

SHE WANTS THE LONG SLEEP

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redd
redd

Good lord the amount of adds is getting to be a bit much

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mokultra
mokultra

So many ads Jesus christ

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John Jacob
John Jacob

Tim was in rarefied air for this one. Damn, what a podcast.

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Adrian Lopez
Adrian Lopez

Tim Dillion is the best.

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Maria E. Labbe
Maria E. Labbe

Ok, you need to remake your ads...it’s really creepy and unnerving seeing Bert, when he’s GONE now.

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Michael Gebhart
Michael Gebhart

I mean is their better than comedy than Bert reading?

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Kieth Stone
Kieth Stone

tim dillon has never been remotely funny

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Bubz
Bubz

hes the funniest comic working right now but ok dipshit lolol

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spridle
spridle

Tom and Tim > Tom and Bert. Bert is fucking awful at being funny.

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GOOFBALLSwearMASKS
GOOFBALLSwearMASKS

If Tim wasn’t making good money he wouldn’t be behind this bullshit. Once enough people die he won’t be making as much.

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The God of Hentai - Guy Fieri
The God of Hentai - Guy Fieri

yall run aton of ads, which it is what it is, but man, take a lesson from Tim, he at least makes his sponsers hilarious

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jeff edwards
jeff edwards

Does tom still steal Raplhie Mays jokes?

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Steven Colon
Steven Colon

Tim Dillon lowkey slept

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JS
JS

Does Tom know that the term bear is a gay term for a bigger hairy gay man? Is that the joke of the podcast name?

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JS
JS

Biden and Kamala, or any other politician are going to sell us out to China. Pro America will cease to exist. Trump is not perfect but at least he tries to get fair trade deals and doesn't want to give in to communist countries. Freedoms of the constitution will be eroded as much as possible under anyone else. The swamp so to speak, does not care about you. That is why they can play with the covid relief bill for months at the expense of livelihoods. Whoever is funding them controls them. Its also party before the people. And in an ever globalized world it's only gonna get worse.

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yew 2oob
yew 2oob

Yeah...good thing Trump took away healthcare...promised the future would be in coal...and literally thousands of American's died due to his inept response to Covid...he sure did MAGA (Made American Graves Abundant). Trumptards are hilarious 😂😂😂

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Vincent 47
Vincent 47

Holy shit first time watching this specific podcast for Tim. This podcast has more ads than Sam Tripoli.

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Aaron Ellis
Aaron Ellis

its so addicting listening to him

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PudgTV
PudgTV

I wasn’t alive during the Carlin era- but from what I’ve seen Tim Dillon reminds me of what George Carlin would be if podcasts were a thing in his time.

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Shawn Colarusso
Shawn Colarusso

Tim Dillon is a modern day Nostradamus

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Just Gameplay No Commentary
Just Gameplay No Commentary

Yes what the free world needs right now is another dictator...good call

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Nora's son
Nora's son

1:08:56 tim has serious perspectives along with his comedian skills wow 👏 😳 truth spoken

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Jakeair777
Jakeair777

i love tim

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Joyelle’s Journeys
Joyelle’s Journeys

It should always be these two

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jon didrikson
jon didrikson

Tim describing a dystopian technocracy is EXACTLY what a video of the flemish government described as a possible futuristic scenario where they describe that: -we only move when it's really needed -we stay comfortable inside our own bubble because of technologic developments we can more easily be in contact with our close ones -the biggest techonology companies will control our daily lives -we will GLADLY give away our personal information so it's tailored to our own personal needs -biological food will be printed and sent at our doorstep EVERYTHING Tim said is what a video here in Flanders (part of Belgium) described, paid in full by tax payer money

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Tra Huy
Tra Huy

0:40 she is hot girl and sexygirl.

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Josh Lockie
Josh Lockie

Two bears one cave kinda has a different meaning when you have a gay guy on

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L
L

Tim dillon seriously might be the funniest man alive. This guy is amazing

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SOUVLAKI PAPI
SOUVLAKI PAPI

I wonder how many times Tom and Tim said "Right" and "Yeah" someone do a super cut

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Dino S. Dominic
Dino S. Dominic

This wosn't a podcast, this was a brilliant monologue.

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Youtuber
Youtuber

Tim Dillon is insanely accurate about everything

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jon didrikson
jon didrikson

Tim describing a dystopian technocracy is EXACTLY what a video of the flemish government described as a possible futuristic scenario where they describe that: -we only move when it's really needed -we stay comfortable inside our own bubble because of technologic developments we can more easily be in contact with our close ones -the biggest techonology companies will control our daily lives -we will GLADLY give away our personal information so it's tailored to our own personal needs -biological food will be printed and sent at our doorstep EVERYTHING Tim said is what a video here in Flanders (part of Belgium) described, paid in full by tax payer money

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Robb Taylor
Robb Taylor

Funny thing is the mother was the reason that girl got a rap career after the girl corrected her behavior. Irony

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Ian Balbas
Ian Balbas

I do not know how people think bert kriescher is funny

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Sterlingarcher22
Sterlingarcher22

I could listen to Tim talk shit all day lmao he’s hilarious.

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Limor G
Limor G

His podcast is amazing.

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Jason Grayson
Jason Grayson

The blue-eyed paper causally calculate because sunshine italy please pro a rhetorical salt. enthusiastic, hurt psychiatrist

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Zach Vaughan
Zach Vaughan

My moms named Tammy and my dads named Timmy

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Mystic of Pioneers Park
Mystic of Pioneers Park

Tim “the subslime mortgage no verification of check stubs prequalification champ” Dillon

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Mike Stumpgrinding
Mike Stumpgrinding

With socialist stealing the country crap is gonna tank

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Mystic of Pioneers Park
Mystic of Pioneers Park

Mega Bus! It’s not Luckystar! Abso.....lutely. Aka Homeless man limousines

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Hunter Bear-ian
Hunter Bear-ian

Tim is actually the bastard of Alex Jones

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AM
AM

1:09:50 and here we are after the vote. No truer words spoken. Great episode!

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Dean Shaffer
Dean Shaffer

Fiiiinally no Bert. Tim Dillon rules.

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marcos casas
marcos casas

calm tf down with the Ads... i get this is how you live, but damn

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clockmaster300
clockmaster300

Is establishedtitles.com legit? I'm seeing articles saying that it's not

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BWheezy09
BWheezy09

I was in tears please bring him back!!!

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Justin Elliott
Justin Elliott

Tim Dillon's experiences as a coked-out mortgage broker in Long Island have to be made into a TV show.

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Sean Chris
Sean Chris

Tom Dillon & Tim Segura are the best!!!

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Rayborn Whites
Rayborn Whites

Finally a comedian on the show.

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Will Jones
Will Jones

tom reads these ads like the interdimensional cable ads from rick and morty. bert reads them like the success stories section on the hooked on phonics website

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MrNUBBYONE
MrNUBBYONE

His rant about being a tour guide is one of those where you laugh a little but you recognize how truly hilarious his brain is

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Jake Ilardi
Jake Ilardi

2 oinkers! Cool

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Captain Falcon
Captain Falcon

tom didn't quite appreciate or acknowledge how well Tim improvised and killed all the hilarious  jokes he told off the cuff, he is so good though that he's almost too fast and drops dimes in less than a second and it puts you into comedic shock

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